Markets
What to know:
- X users threw a hissy fit over clashing Bitcoin predictions from Fundstrat’s Tom Lee and Sean Farrell. 🤡
- Lee replied, “Well stated!” like a dad trying to calm his kids’ argument over who ate the last cookie. 😂
- The chaos? A masterclass in how to turn a nuanced debate into a soap opera. 🎭
Picture this: X erupts into a Bitcoin drama so wild, even Shakespeare would ask for a refund. Fundstrat’s co-founder, Tom Lee, had to step in like a bouncer at a crypto casino, shouting, “It’s not a fight-it’s a dance!” 🕺
The plot thickened when “Heisenberg” (@Mr_Derivatives) dropped screenshots of Sean Farrell’s “$60k-$65k base case” vs. Lee’s “all-time highs by 2026” tweets. Cue the gasp emoji and a thousand replies: “Are they lying? Confused? Both?!” 😳
Enter “Cassian” (@ConvexDispatch), a client with a PhD in “nuance,” who explained it’s like having three chefs in a kitchen-one makes stir-fry (Farrell), one bakes a soufflé (Lee), and one counts calories (Mark Newton). All valid! 🥘🍰📊
Farrell’s “defensive positioning”? Just a fancy way of saying, “I’m hedging my bets like a broke gambler.” Meanwhile, Lee’s macro musings? More like, “Bitcoin’s on a rollercoaster-hold your crypto!” 🎢
Lee’s “Well stated” reply? A dad joke in tweet form. “You’re not wrong… just… different.” The market? Unfazed. Bitcoin trades up 0.5%, rolling its eyes at our melodrama. 💸
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2025-12-21 00:33