Bitcoin Blasts Off—Will Trump’s Teaser Send BTC to The Moon or Oblivion?

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Ah, Wall Street—the prim ballerina pirouetting, mid-waltz, only to collapse into a dainty curtsy when the FOMC enters the ballroom. Picture this: as the market dawdles with profit-taking, Bitcoin, that lepidopteran libertine, decides to conduct a spontaneous acrobatic escape. Up and up (and up), it goes—right as the ticking metronome of Wednesday’s Fed meeting drones on, another excuse for traders to fuss, twiddle, and amuse themselves. Meanwhile, outside the window, the golden-orange haired harbinger of suspense—President Trump—hints at a “very, very big announcement.” Are we to watch with bated breath as Bitcoin ignites its afterburners and singes the eyebrows of mere mortals? Or will it merely sing a tune and flutter back down?

Cast aside feeble doubts: the FOMC meeting, that ancient dance of bureaucratic inertia, parades its ritual. The rates? No surprise here: stasis! What remains is the predictable pageantry of the chairman’s speech—an oration destined to tip, teeter, or topple markets (or send them chasing their own tails). One can almost see the analysts, monocles trembling, hoping for some stray syllable to justify an existential crisis.

An intriguing announcement to come …

Now, as if this theatrical ensemble wasn’t enough, the rakish President Trump dangles before the market a carrot so tantalizing and mysterious that even Alice would hesitate before following. Whispers, shrugs, and elaborate shrugs ripple across the financial parlor. The President, ever the impresario, sets off on a whirlwind tour to Saudi Arabia, the UAE, and Qatar—shimmering sands, extravagant hotels, and perhaps a little oil-scented intrigue.

He toys with the press while lounging within the Oval Office, flanked by Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney. One can imagine him swirling a goblet—if only decorum allowed—as he declares:

“We’re going to have a very, very big announcement to make, like as big as it gets,”

And, fixing reporters with a sphinx-like smirk, he adds:

“And I won’t tell you on what … and it’s very positive.” 🤫

He concludes with the gravity of an over-caffeinated auctioneer:

“It is really, really positive. And that announcement will be made either Thursday or Friday or Monday before we leave,” Trump added. “But it’ll be one of the most important announcements that have been made in many years about a certain subject, very important subject. So you’ll all be here.”

It’s not about trade, he says! Which, of course, leaves the remaining 99% to our fevered speculation. Will it be war? Peace? Peace about war? A commemorative NFT of his own hair? Whatever it is, the market stands, metaphorical tongue out, waiting—for a morsel, a treat, or a left hook.

Strong surge for $BTC after breakout

$BTC, ever the performing dolphin, frolics above its trendlines. On the short-term horizon, the price cartwheels upward, Stochastic RSI peaking in an almost gymnastic display. The bulls, thirsty for spectacle, hope for one more heroic surge to $98,000, a pinnacle so near, yet so shrouded in myth. Should $BTC flop, tumble, or simply get distracted by its own reflection, the crucial level, $93,375, looms—the line in the sand, the “not today, Satan” of crypto.

The FOMC’s shadow lengthens, volatility nibbles at the ankles. Whether we somersault upwards or cannonball down is anyone’s guess, but one certainty remains—nobody’s bored.

Another big Bitcoin bull flag

Peer at the weekly $BTC chart and what do you see? A charming little bull flag—earnest, waving, hoping somebody will notice its gymnasium routines. The prior wedge, now a dashed memory, hints at its past glories (ah, March to November 2024: a mere $35,000 leap in the rearview). Will this next flag uncurl, set the stage for another turbo-charged leap?

Noise—ah, glorious financial noise—bursts from every direction: US-China, global uncertainties, inflation, rates, economic what-have-you. To which Bitcoin merely yawns, tucks its wings, and thrives. Liquidity soars, confidence lurches, and in the grand casino of planetary finance, BTC remains the wildest card in the deck.

After all, in environments like this, why wouldn’t Bitcoin keep winning? It’s the only guest still dancing when the band packs up and the lights flicker. 💃🕺

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2025-05-07 16:40