Well, darlings, it appears our beloved crypto giant Binance has decided to toss a bit of sparkle into the grand pageant-by issuing a scam protection update, just as their illustrious Blockchain Week graces Dubai with all the pomp and circumstance one can muster. Because what’s a splendid affair without a little peril? 🧐✨
Picture this: industry titans such as Strategy Chairman Michael Saylor (who clearly believes Bitcoin is the new black), Ripple’s Brad Garlinghouse, Lily Liu of Solana fame, and Raoul Pal, darling of Real Vision. And amidst this glittering cavalcade, a debate to rival Shakespeare-Bitcoin versus tokenized gold, starring Peter Schiff, the ever-charming gold bug, and Binance’s own Changpeng “CZ” Zhao, who nobody laughs at when he’s on stage. And of course, all of this can be ’watched’ on Binance Live, because who wants to miss the spectacle offline? 📺💃
⚠️ NOTE: ALL Binance Blockchain Week livestreams are held on Binance Square. Do NOT click on any YouTube livestream links claiming to be Binance or related events, as they lead to scam websites. Stay safe and watch only on official channels!
– Binance (@binance) December 3, 2025
Ah, sweet people, Binance is quite insistent-nope, you shall not be duped by those wicked scam links! Keep your tiny fingers off those questionable YouTube invitations. Watch only what’s feeding directly from the mothership, dear chums. The fraudsters won’t get you if you stay on the straight and narrow. 😉🚫
What’s all the fuss about?
At this dazzling gathering, bigwigs from BlackRock, Citi, Binance (obviously), Franklin Templeton, and Julius Baer are busy reasoning about how digital assets are turning portfolios upside-down faster than a roulette wheel. The future of investments looks as bright as a Hollywood debut, with the big question: What’s next for the savvy investor? Meanwhile, our wily Michael Saylor takes to the stage-because if anyone’s got a point to make about Bitcoin’s supremacy, it’s him. “Bitcoin,” he declares with all the flair of a preacher, “trumps Google, Microsoft, and the Navy’s budget-all at once.” Truly, he’s a man on a mission, and we’re all left pondering whether Bitcoin will overtake the universe-or just our bank accounts. 🌍💸
Binance whispers and updates
In other news, darling, Binance has welcomed Yi He into the co-CEO spotlight-because why not add a dash more charm? Meanwhile, they’ve decided to give three tokens-StaFi (FIS), REI Network (REI), and Voxies (VOXEL)-a little holiday vacation, delisting them as of December 17. What a festive touch! And just to keep things spicy, Binance is opening up new trading pairs-because markets love a good debut-hello BTC/USD and DYM/USDC, arriving just in time on December 4. Just your typical day in CryptoLand, really. 🎩✨
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2025-12-03 15:13