Behold! The exchange hath declared a 24-hour spectacle of digital alms, split into two acts of theatrical generosity! 🎭
Act I: The Privileged Few (Or: The Early Bird Snatcheth the Worm)
For the first 18 hours, only those noble souls hoarding 260 Binance Alpha Points may claim their “rewards.” A grand reward for the “active participants”! 🎉 (As if mere mortals could comprehend such activity.)
Act II: The Great Unwashed Horde (Or: Panic at the Threshold)
In the final 6 hours, the rabble with 230+ points may join the fray! Rewards shall be snatched faster than cookies from a toddler’s hand. 🍪 And lo! If crumbs remain, the threshold shall drop 15 points hourly-because nothing says “equality” like a descending hierarchy! 📉
Binance implores thee: watch their scrolls and missives closely for token details! 📢 (Spoiler: It’s probably DOGEcoin or something equally absurd.)
This airdrop, a masterstroke of engagement! Rewarding loyalty while testing the sanity of all involved. 🎪 A circus indeed: clowns, tightropes, and a piñata of crypto-dust! 🎉
Disclaimer: The information herein is but a jest compared to the grand farce of investing. 🤡 Consult thy court jester (or licensed advisor) before leaping into the void.
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