Oy vey! So, Binance, right? Huge crypto place. Suddenly, they’ve got this new Co-CEO, He Yi. Sounds…intense, no? Well, she’s put the kibosh on everything token-related for the staff. Absolutely forbidden! No dabbling! No little side hustles printing money! 💰
Apparently, some… let’s call them “enthusiastic fans” 🙄, have been taking bits and bobs from Binance’s official announcements – a quote here, a comment there – and BAM! Instant token! Like making a gefilte fish from a postcard! She’s saying, and I quote, it’s “independent.” Independent like I’m independent of pastrami on rye! 🥪
She’s practically yelling, “These tokens? Not us! We don’t know them! We disavow them!” as if Binance is some kind of…innocent bystander! 🤣 It’s like saying, “We just happened to write a cookbook, but we’re not responsible if someone tries to bake a cake using our recipes and it explodes!”
So, listen up, Binance employees: no tokens! Just… don’t. And you fans? Maybe stick to collecting stamps. It’s safer. 🐌
Read More
- 🚀 Doge’s Zero-Hour: Will It Go From Hero to Zero? 😱
- Sanctions Turn Russia’s Crypto Ban into a World-Class Gimmick! 🤑
- XRP Outruns Bitcoin: Quantum Apocalypse or Just a Crypto Flex? 🚀
- Gold Rate Forecast
- Calumet’s Exit: A $7M Omen for the Struggling
- Actor James Ransone Has Passed Away, Age 46
- STX PREDICTION. STX cryptocurrency
- D-Wave Quantum Stock: A Curious Rise in the Tech Cosmos
- Avatar: Where to Watch Past Films of James Cameron’s Sci-Fi Action Series on OTT? Find Out Amid Avatar Fire and Ash Release
- 🤑 Bitcoin’s Bearish Ballet: A Comedy of Errors? 🕺
2025-12-06 17:56