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They traded 53.8 million shares, which sounds like a lot, until you remember that’s basically the entire population of Spain deciding to gamble on Dogecoin. It’s up 138% since its IPO, which, honestly, feels less impressive when you consider the entire market has been doing a sort of jittery tap dance for the last three years. I keep waiting for the music to stop, but it just keeps getting louder.

The cause? A pronouncement from on high – a plan to unleash some $200 billion upon the cloud. Not rain, mind you, but servers. Towers of silicon and blinking lights, intended to house… what, precisely? The digital souls of our shopping habits? The accumulated anxieties of online searches? It matters little. The market, a fickle beast, reacted with a shudder. Trading volume swelled to 178.4 million shares – a veritable deluge, as if every shareholder had simultaneously decided to inspect their portfolios for dust.

Trading volume, a rather vulgar metric, reached 74.3 million shares. A good deal more than usual, I’m told. One assumes someone was having a bit of a flutter. Iren, having emerged in 2021, has managed a 71% climb since its debut. A respectable showing, perhaps, if one isn’t overly concerned with the current downward trend.

The U.S. House of Representatives, in a rare display of bipartisan agreement, decided nuclear energy is… good. Shocking, I know. They’re talking about three experimental reactors by July 4th, 2026. July 4th! That’s when the hot dogs and fireworks should be the biggest explosion, not a potential meltdown. Multiple SMRs by the end of 2027. Nuclear power on military bases by 2028. It’s ambitious. It’s… well, let’s just say it’s a schedule designed by someone who’s never actually built anything. But hey, who needs practicality when you have a powerpoint presentation? And for NuScale? It’s like finding out your horse is in the Kentucky Derby. They already have the only SMR design blessed by the Nuclear Regulatory Commission. That’s a fancy way of saying they jumped through all the hoops. Streamlining regulations could speed things up, meaning actual revenue. Or, you know, more hoops.

Block Inc. (XYZ +5.06%) and PayPal Holdings Inc. (PYPL +1.30%) both seek to ease this flow, to make transactions effortless. Each, in its way, is a vessel charting a course through increasingly turbulent waters. And one wonders, watching their progress, if the destination is truly worth the voyage.

For it is the nature of man to seek validation through the successes of his peers, to find solace in the shared pursuit of an elusive prosperity. Investors, those diligent observers of economic currents, had not been presented with news of innovation or profit from Plug Power itself. No, the impetus came from Bloom Energy, a rival in this ambitious undertaking, and the announcement of their recent quarterly results. It is a strange thing, is it not, how the fortunes of one house can lift another, even when the foundations are not entirely sound?

Volume hit 89 million shares. 89 million! That’s like everyone in Cleveland decided to day trade. It’s up 96% from their usual sleepy average. This stock IPO’d in 2017. 2017! It’s fallen 79% since then. I’ve seen better returns on lottery tickets… and I don’t buy lottery tickets!

Not the specific fragrance of IonQ itself, no singular bloom of innovation. Rather, it was swept upward on the broader currents, a rally within the tech sector, a hesitant thaw after a week that felt, for many, like a prolonged winter. The market, a restless sea, briefly calmed.