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But ah, dear investor, it is not beyond possibility that this is mere choreography, an elegant arabesque before gravity intervenes, as it does in markets and soufflés. And yet—here’s the tease!—on-chain data grumbles that network activity (a.k.a. digital foot traffic) has genuinely perked up, as though someone whispered, “Free snacks in the $2.30 – $2.40 lounge!” Addresses multiply, like rabbits or dormant password reminders.

BONK has taken a breather after its epic rally, but no signs of a top yet.

Circle Internet Group (NYSE: CRCL), those intrepid pioneers of the digital frontier, have joined forces with the crypto exchange OKX in a strategic partnership that promises to make the world a more wondrous place, one USDC conversion at a time.

It was through the most modern of missives, his social media channels, that President Trump did proclaim this action in a letter most formal, directed to the President of Brazil, Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva. The missive was no mere pleasantry, but rather a pointed critique of Brazil’s “unfair trade practices,” with particular scorn for the Brazilian Supreme Court’s handling of the former President, Jair Bolsonaro. The unfortunate soul, presently embroiled in a trial for inciting an anti-democratic coup attempt, surely hath drawn the ire of his political adversaries.

On the 9th day of July—mark the date, scribes—Bitcoin (BTC) lurched forward, a 2% upward spasm, toppling its own record from May like a toppled Lenin bust ($111,970—who counts money in such an age?). Skepticism gnashed its teeth. Short interest, bulging to $35 billion, stood muster on the eve, while technical signals blinked their warnings as if this cosmic jest still operated on rational principles. Bears, so sure they would waltz at the funeral pyre, instead found themselves dancing the forced kazachok of the squeezed.

The attacker employed an intricate strategy—first extracting USDC, then converting it into ETH, and eventually shifting a portion into DAI. Additional tokens, including FRAX, WBTC, and WETH, were also swept in the exploit. Complex token swaps and cross-chain transactions were used to fragment and conceal the loot.