Tron’s Grandiose TRUMP Launch: Scandal, Questions, and Blockchain Intrigue Await!
Alas, one might expect the heavens to thunder and the peasants rejoice—yet relevant details have withdrawn into the mists, as skittish as serfs before an audit. The TRUMP faithful, ever loyal, met this news with all the unbridled enthusiasm of guests at a 19th-century estate dinner learning there would be no dessert. 🍮🚫