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Oracle (ORCL 1.26%), a name whispered with reverence in certain circles, experienced a temporary slump, falling 1.43% to $149.40. But fear not, for the after-hours revealed a surge, triggered by revenue reports that, shall we say, exceeded expectations. A classic case of pre-emptive disappointment followed by manufactured euphoria. Meanwhile, the memory sector continued its ascent, with Micron Technology (MU +3.41%) and Applied Materials (AMAT +1.81%) leading the charge. It appears everyone is desperately trying to remember where they left their fortunes.

Both have seen their share of sun lately, fattening on the easy money. But past winnings are just dust devils in the wind. What matters now is the soil beneath their feet, and whether it can sustain them when the rains stop. Both appear promising, in the way a mirage appears to a thirsty man.

Trading volume reached 60.8 million shares, a figure which, if plotted on a logarithmic scale, would reveal a pattern not unlike the fractal branching of a coastline. The company, born in 1994, has appreciated by 505% since its initial public offering—a statistic that, while impressive, is merely one point on an infinitely extending curve. One might posit, following the apocryphal calculations of the Alexandrian scholar Ptolemy Philopator, that this growth is not linear, but rather a spiral, forever circling a point of unattainable perfection.

They call it “volatility.” Volatility. As if a little predictability is too much to ask. It’s not like I want the market to be boring, but a consistent decline is preferable to this up-and-down nonsense. It throws off my whole portfolio rebalancing strategy. And it’s not just the numbers. It’s the messaging. Everyone’s got an opinion, a “take,” a “hot take.” It’s exhausting.

The plan was to fatten up the margins, gather all the juicy customer data, and become even more…powerful. Instead, it created a right old mess. A wobbly, jiggly mess of unsold shoes and disgruntled shopkeepers. It was like trying to build a castle out of marshmallows – impressive at first, but destined to collapse into a sticky heap.

Polymarket, the leading purveyor of these digital prognostications, has entered into an alliance with Palantir Technologies—a name redolent of intrigue and data analytics—and TWG AI. The stated aim is to construct a “next-generation sports integrity platform.” One suspects the phrase ‘integrity’ is being employed with a certain degree of optimism, given the inherent temptations of the game. The press release, predictably, spoke of “trust, transparency, and reliability.” These are admirable qualities, of course, but rarely encountered in the world of high finance.

I’m talking about SoundHound AI. Yes, the name sounds like a rejected indie band from the 90s. But trust me, this isn’t about grunge. It’s about getting computers to understand us when we mumble our coffee orders. Which, let’s be honest, is a public service.

The company’s final tally for 2025, revealed just as the market began its descent into slumber, painted a picture of decidedly improved health. Net revenue blossomed to just over $34 million in the fourth quarter – a 44% increase over the previous year’s somewhat anemic showing. More gratifyingly, Zevra managed to transmute a prior loss into a net profit of $12.2 million (or $0.19 per share). A veritable alchemical transformation, wouldn’t you agree? It’s a pity Midas didn’t invest in pharmaceuticals; the irony would have been exquisite.