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XForceGlobal, a modern Cassandra, peers into the void and declares: “The bull run is not yet dead!” 🐂🔪 With the solemnity of a funeral orator, the analyst sketches two paths—one modest, the other grandiose. The “conservative” forecast? A meandering pilgrimage to $0.65, followed by a collapse, then a resurrection to $1. A 2x-3x rally, they say, before the inevitable descent. 🪦📈

Now, the price of BTC has taken a slight dive, splashing into the cool waters of $117K (a refreshing dip, indeed!). Yet, even as the U.S. National Debt waltzes past the eye-popping figure of $37 trillion, Dalio is theatrically asserting that a whopping 15% of one’s portfolio should proudly display the banner of Bitcoin alongside its shiny gold counterpart. How audacious! One is reminded of a particularly fussy chef insisting on the perfect seasoning—to each their own flavor of financial strategy.

As the dollar wanes, losing its luster like an overripe fruit, companies flock to Bitcoin, seeking solace in its unyielding code. Pompliano, ever the cynic, chides business leaders for clutching cash like a security blanket, blind to its inevitable decay. He poses a question that echoes through the ages: Would you hoard dollars for a decade, watching them wither, or seize Bitcoin’s wild promise? 😏 A choice fit for a Tolstoy novel, where every decision unveils the human condition.

And so, the total tokens burned have surpassed 410.75 trillion, a number so vast it makes one’s head spin—though, truthfully, fewer tokens mean higher value, or so they say on the street corner of crypto wisdom, courtesy of Shibburn. Maybe someday they’ll burn enough to light up the night sky! 🌠