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Whale of a Tale: $4.5 Million XRP Liquidation with a Hilarious Twist! 🐋😄

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How remarkable! The very wallet that has stirred such intrigue continues to clutch a staggering 593 million XRP, buoyed by a brazen twentyfold cross, its worth teetering just shy of $19 million. One cannot help but marvel at this daring spirit, whose entry point lingered at the delicate price of $3.21291. Alas, when fortune had the audacity to dip below $3.18, the unfortunate jolt led to a partial liquidation, yet lo and behold, our resilient hero remains ensconced within the fray, with the encroaching liquidation threshold now fast approaching the $3.108 mark.

Bitcoin’s Wild Ride: Metaplanet’s $92M Bet 🤑💫

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In a missive posted on X—that modern-day bazaar of whispers and witticisms—Metaplanet proclaimed its latest conquest. “Behold,” it declared, “we have acquired 780 BTC at the modest sum of $118,622 per coin, achieving a BTC Yield of 449.7% YTD 2025.” 🥳 As of July 28, their hoard stands at 17,132 BTC, purchased at an average of $101,030 per coin, totaling nearly $1.73 billion. A tidy sum, no? Yet, they aspire to 30,000 BTC by year’s end—a goal as audacious as it is quixotic. 🏰

Cronos: The New Dawn solidifies the Bloober Team style

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In the game Cronos, you embark on a thrilling sci-fi journey through time, assuming the role of The Traveler who delves into an alternate 1980s Poland. As Jacek Zięba, one of the co-game directors, explains to DBLTAP, we selected the ’80s in Cronos because it was a challenging period for Poland. However, this unfavorable time provides an excellent backdrop for horror elements and enhances our storytelling.

Buying SoFi Before Earnings: A Meander Down Wall Street’s Digital Lane

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Banking, once the preserve of stone pillars and hushed carpeting, is now an exercise in swiping, tapping, and—if you’re young and stylish enough—showing your phone screen to any half-interested observer on public transport. SoFi, by all appearances, is particularly adept at luring students and entry-level professionals. Its app is famously easy to use—rudimentary, some would say, if you harbor the suspicion (as I do) that simplicity in banking is nature’s way of lulling you before separating you from your last ten dollars.

Nike’s Labyrinth: A Mirror of Profit

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According to this codex, Nike’s 2026-2027 earnings forecasts have been recalibrated, not through mere arithmetic, but via a labyrinthine process of “fieldwork” and “conversations with management.” The text hints at a future where earnings swell “from the high-teens to 20%,” a numerical riddle that mirrors the infinite corridors of the stock market’s imagination.

Parisian Tech Company Gambles on Bitcoin Fortune—But Shares Take a Nosedive 🪂

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Sequans, a semiconductor firm nestled along the Seine, confessed to yet another purchase, acquiring the world’s favorite digital hobbyhorse at an average of $117,296 per bitcoin. Fees, expenses, existential dread—all included. With this, Sequans’ bitcoin trove now numbers 3,072 coins, as of July 25, 2025; a stash Tolstoy himself might have called “slightly immoderate.”

Microsoft brings Hollow Knight: Silksong to Gamescom 2025

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Currently, more specific information about the game collection has been shared by the company, encompassing titles from both their own and external studios. The inclusion of Hollow Knight: Silksong is noteworthy, as fans have eagerly awaited