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They’re calling it the “SaaSpocalypse.” Dramatic, isn’t it? Like a biblical plague, only with more subscription fees. The question isn’t whether it’s going to end, it’s why it started. And frankly, the answer is deeply unsettling. It’s not about the economy; it’s about… efficiency. The sheer audacity of it all.

Oregon’s NuScale Power, a name whispered with a mixture of hope and skepticism, proposes a solution. Small Modular Reactors, they call them – SMRs. Compact, scalable, and, crucially, potentially profitable. One imagines them as miniature suns, capable of illuminating not just our homes, but the insatiable data centers that house the digital ghosts of our ambitions. A rather Faustian bargain, wouldn’t you agree? Trading one form of potential catastrophe for another, all in the name of progress.

The figures themselves are mere shadows, obscuring the true drama. This was no simple divestment, but a calculated severing – a parting with holdings significantly larger than his recent inclinations, a thinning of the protective layer between man and the abyss of potential loss. He now holds but a fragment of his former dominion, a mere 0.04% of the total shares outstanding. A humbling reduction, is it not? One wonders if this is prudence, or a premonition of darker days to come.

Now, listen closely. Apple and American Express? Dependable. Solid. Like your bubbe’s chicken soup. Kraft Heinz? Forget about it! That’s a mess. A total, unmitigated disaster. We’ll get to that later. Trust me, you’ll want to sit down for that one.