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Trump’s Bitcoin Bet: U.S. BTC Reserves Skyrocket by $7 Billion – You Won’t Believe This!

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Back in the day (when Bitcoin was basically the digital equivalent of Monopoly money), the U.S. government casually dumped chunks of its BTC holdings for pennies on the dollar. Fast-forward to 2025, and—surprise!—President Trump decided that the U.S. *definitely* should be in the Bitcoin game. This is not a drill, people. On March 6, 2025, Trump signed an executive order to create the Strategic Bitcoin Reserve and made it clear that the U.S. would no longer *sell* its BTC. Go big or go home, right? 🚀

Jennifer Aniston Is ‘Really Into’ Her New Hypnotist Boyfriend Jim Curtis: All the Details

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According to an informant, they are being quite secretive about it, yet they’ve been frequently seeing each other. They appear to be content and deeply interested in one another. The source continued by stating that they’ve been spending a lot of time together, but under the radar at her residence in Los Angeles. It’s a very peaceful environment, and she has always leaned towards tranquility. They seem well-suited for each other.

Grayscale’s Top-Secret IPO Plans: The SEC Is In The Know…Sort Of

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Owned by the ever-elusive Barry Silbert’s Digital Currency Group, Grayscale’s submission was as vague as a foggy morning in London. They didn’t bother spilling the beans on any details, leaving us all hanging. But rest assured, the registration will proceed once the SEC gets through their review, and only after market conditions decide to play nice. So, basically, when the stars align, we might know more.

Austen’s Take on Digital Wealth: $3.7B Pour into Crypto, Second-Highest Ever!

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As per a CoinShares report, the total assets under management (AuM) across crypto investment vehicles rose to a record high of $211 billion, driven largely by Bitcoin and Ethereum. Bitcoin, with its charming volatility, saw a 2.9% fluctuation, a market cap of $2.41 trillion, and a 24-hour volume of $39.72 billion. Ethereum, not to be outdone, boasted a 3.0% volatility, a market cap of $368.20 billion, and a 24-hour volume of $24.83 billion. 🚀

Fibonacci Maps Dogecoin Path To $23—Is It Too Far-Fetched?

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As of Friday’s closing whispers, DOGE was scooting about at the nearly princely sum of $0.20—an oh-so-poetic embrace of the 0.5 retracement, a mere whisper away from the sacred number of $0.19049. The chart displays the price nestling comfortably within a vintage three-year ascending channel, reminiscent of an old, well-loved sofa whose support seemed eternal since the great capitulation of June 2022. As volatility takes a genteel bow, we witness the emergence of a broadening wedge, quite content to honor every golden-ratio diagonal that it encounters. Certainly, who could resist a golden touch? ✨