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Both funds, you see, operate on the rather sensible principle of investing in companies that actually pay dividends. It’s a surprisingly radical concept, really, in a world obsessed with growth at any cost. These aren’t the tech darlings promising jam tomorrow; these are the established, reliable sorts – the ones that reliably hand you a little something each quarter. But the devil, as always, is in the details. And in this case, the details involve expense ratios, sector tilts, and a frankly bewildering number of holdings.

Oddity, it seems, decided to take a bit of its own money – money that might’ve been used for, oh, I don’t know, improving the product – and use it to buy back some of its own shares. They’re adding another fifty million to a previous plan, bringing the total to two hundred million dollars. It’s like a fella shuffling cards to make a better hand. Doesn’t change the cards themselves, just the arrangement. The idea, of course, is to reduce the number of shares floating around, thereby increasing the value of those that remain. A bit like dividing a pie amongst fewer folks. Seems simple enough, doesn’t it? Prior to today’s little dance, Oddity’s market cap was around seven hundred and twenty million dollars. So, they’re spending a good chunk of change to… well, to make it look like they’re worth more.

According to a filing with the Securities and Exchange Commission – a body dedicated to ensuring that paperwork doesn’t achieve sentience – Beaconlight Capital offloaded its entire stake in Full Truck Alliance during the fourth quarter. As of quarter’s end, they reported holding precisely zero shares, a state of affairs that, while logically sound, feels strangely…complete. The value of that position, alas, had diminished by $5.94 million, which, if you stack the bills carefully, is quite a lot of money. (It’s roughly equivalent to the annual GDP of a particularly small island nation, or a lifetime supply of tea biscuits, depending on your priorities.)

They reported earnings. Not good ones. That’s the gist of it. Revenue fell. Eight point one percent. To $771.5 million. Numbers, numbers. They mean less and less each passing year, don’t they? The consensus expected $792 million. As if consensus ever meant a thing.

Sovereign AI. The phrase itself feels… ominous. Each country building its own digital fortress, its own echo chamber of curated truth. They want to OWN the future, to dictate the terms of engagement in this new reality. It’s a land grab, a digital gold rush, and the stakes, naturally, are EVERYTHING. Some are already digging, shovels flashing in the neon glare, while others are still fumbling for the map. Pathetic.

When one thinks of ‘staples,’ it is difficult to avoid the image of a red and white can. Coca-Cola. It is everywhere, isn’t it? A sugary sweetness clinging to the corners of memory. They operate in two hundred countries, they say. An astonishing reach, and yet, what does it truly signify? Perhaps merely the triumph of habit. They have raised their dividend for six decades, a testament not to brilliance, but to the power of inertia. Warren Buffett, of course, has held the stock since 1988. One wonders if he does so out of conviction, or simply because it is easier to continue as one has always done.