Bitcoin Billionaire Bids Adieu to $9B: The Crypto Circus Continues 🎢💸
The Bitcoin in question hailed from the halcyon days of cryptocurrency’s infancy, when “Satoshi” wasn’t yet a household name and mining could be done on a Commodore 64 (or so it seems in retrospect). This particular stash, dating back to around 2010 or 2011, was as rare as a decent martini in a provincial pub. Thus, its sale carried the gravitas of a royal wedding—or at least a very posh garden party.








