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Bitcoin’s Celestial Ascent: $140K or Bust? 🌕💸

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Behold, the latest gossip from the cryptosphere: Bitcoin, that enfant terrible of finance, now trades at a modest $121,950, a 3.3% ascent in the past 24 hours. This audacious leap places it within a whisker of its mid-July zenith of $123,218. On-chain whispers reveal a massacre of short positions-92% liquidated, no less-as the price surged past $120,000, triggering a cascade of stop-loss tears and amplifying the buying frenzy. A drama fit for the West End! 🎭💔

Eric Trump Joins Crypto Firm Alt5 Sigma Amid $1.5B Deal 🤑

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Crypto firm Alt5 (Nasdaq: ALTS) has managed to scrape together a cool $1.5 billion, presumably after raiding the couch cushions of every Wall Street magnate they could find. Their plan? To purchase roughly 7.5% of all World Liberty Financial Inc. (WLFI) tokens in existence. Yes, dear reader, they’re going full-on “crypto hoarder.” According to their oh-so-official Monday press release, this will establish a WLFI treasury strategy. What exactly is a treasury strategy, you ask? Why, it’s either a brilliant masterstroke or just another way to make spreadsheets look important. 😉

Every Donkey Kong game ranked from worst to best

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In this compilation, we’ve arranged all Donkey Kong games, excluding the Game & Watch versions and the Mario VS Donkey Kong series because they are distinct from the rest. Despite their absence, there remains an abundance of Donkey Kong games that span the spectrum from terrible to terrific for you to explore in this list. When ranking these games, we take into account both their initial quality and the influence they had upon release.

FINAL DESTINATION 7 Is in the Works, BLOODLINES Writer Penning Script

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Let’s imagine that our story begins anew, featuring a lead character who possesses a unique vision that enables multiple individuals to defy death. Unfortunately, actor Tony Todd has passed away in reality, which implies that most of the characters from the franchise no longer exist in our fictional world as well.