Oracle’s Meteoric Ascent: A Devil’s Earnings Dance

The catalyst? A quarterly report so resplendent with numbers it could have lit up the Kremlin. Revenue of $14.9 billion-up 12%-and adjusted EPS of $1.47 (a 6% rise) arrived like a telegram from a long-lost uncle, brimming with unearned optimism. Yet the true marvel was not the numbers themselves, but the shadow they cast: a $455 billion backlog of contracts, a figure so vast it might have made Stalin reconsider his Five-Year Plan.

‘The Threesome’ – More Than Just a One-Night Stand

In my humble opinion, this film delves into an unconventional romantic triangle, centering on Olivia (Zoey Deutch), Connor (Jonah Hauer-King), and the vivacious Jenny (Ruby Cruz). Initially, their bond starts as a fleeting, impulsive fling. However, things take an unexpected turn when both Olivia and Jenny find themselves in a shocking predicament: they are carrying Connor’s child. This isn’t your run-of-the-mill romantic comedy where a misunderstanding is the main obstacle; instead, The Threesome presents a raw and authentic exploration of the complex consequences that follow.

You Won’t Believe What the SEC’s Cooking Up with Crypto! 🍿💥

Speaking at the first-ever OECD Roundtable on Global Financial Markets in the city of romance (and croissants), Paris, Atkins unveiled what sounds like the latest James Bond villain: “Project Crypto.” The mission? To get some actual, crystal-clear rules on the books and stop playing regulatory Whac-A-Mole-aka “ad hoc enforcement.” Fancy, huh?

Best Comedy Movie Characters, Ranked

Highlighted in this list are movie characters whose performances, dialogues, and innovative elements significantly impacted popular culture: recurring sequels, box-office success, recognition through awards, and continued presence in pop culture even after the movies ended. Here, you’ll find information about the films they starred in, the artists who brought them to life, and the distinctive traits that made viewers instantly recognize them – whether it’s a famous hat, an eccentric French accent, or a memorable carpet.

Three Tech Stocks for the Discerning Investor

Meta, that most accomplished of social hosts, presides over a gathering of 3.48 billion daily active users, a figure that would make even the most ambitious of London hostesses green with envy. With its digital advertising empire, it shares the stage with Alphabet’s Google, a rivalry as polite as it is profitable. One might imagine Mr. Darcy himself poring over Meta’s AI-driven ad algorithms, for they are as refined as the latest gown at a ball.

Mega Malamar revealed for Pokémon Legends: Z-A

In the brief introductory segment, we witnessed a news broadcast discussing these individuals, revealing that an extraordinary Mega Malamar had been using its hypnotic abilities to captivate them. As time passed, we managed to get a clearer view of it. The body was smaller than typical for a Malamar, but the arms transformed into longer tentacles. Moreover, the hair-like tentacles on its head grew significantly larger. Additionally, the hypnotic radiance had shifted from golden to a vibrant rainbow hue.

Nintendo Direct September 2025: Where to watch and what to expect

On Friday, the 12th of September, at 9am Eastern Time, Nintendo has revealed a scheduled broadcast known as a “Nintendo Direct” which will last approximately 60 minutes. To help you plan accordingly, here’s how that translates to other time zones:

– Pacific Time (PT): Thursday, September 11, at 6pm PT
– Mountain Time (MT): Thursday, September 11, at 7pm MT
– Central Time (CT): Thursday, September 11, at 8pm CT
– British Summer Time (BST): Friday, September 12, at 1am BST
– Central European Summer Time (CEST): Friday, September 12, at 2am CEST
– India Standard Time (IST): Friday, September 12, at 5:30am IST
– Japan Standard Time (JST): Friday, September 12, at 10am JST
– Australia Eastern Standard Time (AEST): Friday, September 12, at 1pm AEST