Bitcoin’s Wild Ride: $100k Crash or $122k Moon Shot? 🤡💸
In a missive on the platform X (formerly known as Twitter, that den of digital babble), Cullen proclaimed his “Bitcoin game plan.” He observed, with the gravity of a man deciphering the mysteries of the cosmos, that BTC is “filling out the inefficient area” between two previous weekly ranges. Ah, the inefficient area! A phrase so absurd, so Gogol-esque, it could only belong in the annals of crypto prophecy. The next move, he declares with the certainty of a soothsayer, will depend on whether Bitcoin breaks out or breaks down from this range. Break out, break down-what nonsense! It is as if the coin itself is a character in one of my tales, perpetually trapped in a bureaucratic nightmare. 🧙♂️📉