Mark Twain’s Crypto Caper: Fed & Futile Follies Afoot! 🤡💰

But hold onto yer hats, folks! Coinbase dares to introduce futures that mingle the likes of crypto exchange-traded funds with those curmudgeonly tech stocks. Meanwhile, Hedera, that wily layer-1 blockchain, sashays through an upgrade on its mainnet, proving it’s seldom dull in this digital circus.






