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Analyst @CryptooELITES—armed with more lines than Dostoevsky on deadline—has spotted a cup-and-handle pattern of such gravity it almost aches with meaning. The channel containing FLOKI’s sorrows and triumphs is as persistent as a Russian winter. The coin rebounds off trendlines like a poet rebounding from heartbreak, suggesting (sarcastically, perhaps) that something huge and vaguely poetic is simmering beneath the surface.

Thus, DOGE finds itself trading near a most critical resistance zone, with its price oscillating betwixt strong support and overhead pressure. And though no grand utility updates hath sparked this rally, the current setup doth suggest a growing momentum, positioning Dogecoin for a potential breakout toward the $0.22 mark. 🚀

It’s official: Solana just broke through a major technical resistance, and the chart from Ali Martinez is showing the world how clean that breakout was. After hanging out in a symmetrical triangle for over a week (you know, the crypto equivalent of pacing in a waiting room), SOL finally decided it was time to break free, pushing past the $152 zone. And guess what? It’s stayed above that level. Bravo, Solana! You’re doing great!

Apparently, the plan is nothing if not audacious: seize—pardon me, “raise”—a sum between $200 million and $300 million (my, how one’s petty cash has grown), pile it all into SOL, and become the toast of the Solana staking scene. One presumes a ticker-tape parade is in order, or at least a small celebratory GIF. 💃🪙

Finalized in December 2024, the rule sought to widen broker reporting under Section 6045 of the tax code to include decentralized finance (defi) and non-custodial players. It immediately drew fire from industry advocates and lawmakers who said it went too far and threatened user privacy.