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The SEC case settled in August 2025, which, let’s be honest, was a relief. The court decided selling XRP on exchanges wasn’t a securities transaction. Major win for Ripple, yes. And then, the spot ETFs launched, bringing in over $1.3 billion in the first 50 days. Second fastest crypto ETF after Bitcoin. It felt significant. For about five minutes. XRP surged, then…didn’t. It’s currently around $1.38, down over 60% from its peak. A bit like that dress I bought for a party – looked amazing on the website, less so in reality.

And so, we arrive at Costco and Coca-Cola. Two titans. Two seemingly unassailable fortresses in a world increasingly built on sand. One offers the illusion of thrift, the other, the promise of refreshment. Both have endured. Both have prospered. But if one were forced, by some bureaucratic decree or the whims of a particularly insistent creditor, to choose but a single champion for a lifetime of investment… which would it be?

Nine hundred billion dollars. That’s a weight to carry, a promise to keep. It’s easy to get carried away with such numbers, to see only the upward curve on a chart. But the market, it has a way of humbling even the most ambitious of ventures. The question isn’t simply whether Lilly can continue to grow, but whether the price already reflects too much of that hopeful future. Is there still room for a harvest, or are we looking at a field already stripped bare?

The SPDR Gold ETF – GLD – has, of late, benefited from this peculiar fever. Gold, that ancient lure, has ascended to heights previously unseen, a monument to both its enduring appeal and the precariousness of our present condition. One cannot help but wonder, however, if this surge is built upon a foundation of sand, a momentary delusion before the inevitable reckoning. The market, after all, is a capricious mistress, prone to fits of irrationality and sudden reversals. And we, her devoted supplicants, are ever at her mercy.

Applied Digital, it seems, builds these enormous boxes – data centers, they call them – and rents space within to those engaged in this current AI obsession. A booming industry, naturally, though one suspects booms are invariably followed by… less boomy periods. They’re constructing these facilities with a certain… enthusiasm. The Polaris Forge 1, for instance, boasts 100 megawatts of power. One pictures a great deal of humming. And expense.

The deal itself is simple enough. Meta gets $12 billion in dedicated processing power, starting in 2027 (which feels reassuringly distant, giving me time to learn what a GPU actually is). Then another $15 billion over the next five years. It’s all very…substantial. My current investment strategy mostly involves hoping my savings account interest rate goes up, so this feels like a different league entirely.