Bitcoin’s Little Bump. Fine.

It’s back to $74,000. Which, if you recall, it was at, and then wasn’t, and now is again. It’s like a bad sitcom episode. All this talk about “impressive” rallies. Impressive? It’s a number on a screen! And people are basing life decisions on this? Unbelievable. A few weeks ago it was flirting with $62,000 and nobody was panicking. Now it’s up a few thousand and it’s a “comeback”? Give me a break.

HIVE Digital Outgrows Bitcoin – Now Betting on GPU Roasts

In a move that would have startled even the most seasoned crypto‑schadenfreude enthusiast, HIVE is rolling its capital into offshore‑style data‑centres in Canada, morphing from “miner” to “department of compute” in a region that still believes AI is “the next big thing” and that hot‑water cooling is a lifestyle choice.

XRP: The 6% Tax on Humanity’s Wallets

Sagar Shah, Chief Business Officer of EverNorth Asia, sat down for an interview that felt more like a sermon on the virtues of blockchain. “I see XRP as being structural to finance,” he declared, as if he’d personally built the entire system with his bare hands.

Root & Progressive: A Peculiar Accounting

Progressive, being of considerable girth, offers a sprawling catalog of protections. Auto, of course, but also the shielding of one’s domicile, a small percentage dedicated to the commerce of goods. A sensible diversification, though one suspects the true profit lies in the sheer volume of premiums collected – a relentless tide of small sums. Root, however, is a creature of singular focus. Almost entirely devoted to the automobile, it is as if the very essence of the internal combustion engine flows through its digital veins. A risky proposition, some might say, but one with a certain… elegance. It reminds me of a provincial apothecary, specializing in but one remedy, yet claiming miraculous cures.

Tech Stocks: A Spot of Good Fortune

Spending on this AI infrastructure is, by all accounts, booming. The five largest data center owners, those industrious titans of the digital realm, are projected to lay out a staggering $700 billion this year alone. A sum that, if one pauses to consider it, exceeds the gross domestic product of all but twenty-four countries! Quite a pickle, what? And right at the heart of this bustling activity is Nvidia (NVDA +1.99%), whose graphics processing units – rather ingenious bits of kit, those – are being employed to train these large language models and run the AI inference.

Ephemeral Gains

The broader technological landscape has, for some time, been experiencing a certain…hesitation. A mere 4.5% decline year-to-date seems almost cheerful, a polite cough before the inevitable. But the application software and infrastructure sectors are feeling the chill more acutely – a 21% and 14% retreat, respectively. Analysts have coined a phrase – “SaaSpocalypse” – which strikes one as rather dramatic, a flourish of the hand to distract from the simple fact of diminishing returns.

Here Are All the TV Shows Coming to Netflix This Week, Including a Funny Adult Animated Series

Starting March 16th, former NASA engineer Mark Rober is launching ‘Mark Rober’s CrunchLabs,’ a new series that makes learning about science, technology, engineering, and math fun. Each episode will show viewers how to build cool inventions and do experiments, encouraging curiosity and creativity for all ages. The series brings Rober’s popular, energetic teaching style to a longer, streaming format.

Demi Moore, 63, Seduces the Red Carpet in a Skin-Tight Black Feathered Gucci Gown at Vanity Fair Oscars Party

Moore brought a dramatic flair to her look, sporting long black leather opera gloves and a huge feather boa as she posed for pictures. Her hair was neatly styled up, and she wore a subtle pink lipstick that highlighted her features. She completed her outfit with teardrop earrings and a statement necklace at the event held at the Los Angeles County Museum of Art.