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The team behind Bunni, in a move that’s about as surprising as finding a sentient robot with a penchant for tea, announced they’re fresh out of galactic credits to keep the ship afloat. 🚀💸

Before wielding crypto like a wizard’s wand, Žák was strumming guitars and driving his neighbors up the wall. Eight hours a day of precision practice, he says, honed the skills that later helped him untangle crypto’s messiest knots.

Carlson, who apparently thinks the Phoenicians were onto something with Gold-never mind that they also thought sacrificing goats was a solid economic policy-declared Bitcoin a potential scam. “It was good enough for the Phoenicians, it’s good enough for me,” he said, presumably while polishing a lump of Gold the size of his ego.

This bold gambit arrives amidst the usual regulatory foot-dragging, proving that even the most staid institutions are now willing to throw their hats-and possibly their dignity-into the crypto ring. ETF filings are multiplying like rabbits at a carrot convention, signaling that Wall Street has finally accepted that crypto isn’t just a fever dream.

This is a daily analysis by CoinDesk analyst and Chartered Market Technician Omkar Godbole.

It has come to light-through the most reliable of sources, naturally-that Bitmine Immersion Technologies, in a fit of extravagance, has acquired some $251 million worth of ETH, adding a rather ostentatious 63,539 tokens to its already overflowing coffers. Their holdings now exceed 3 million ETH, a sum so vast it might make even Mr. Darcy blush. (£13 billion, if one must be vulgar about it.)