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AMINA Bank, a shy creature watched over by Switzerland’s FINMA—with outposts clinging for relevance in Abu Dhabi and Hong Kong—has gifted the world institutional-grade custody and RLUSD trading. Lo, Ripple’s stablecoin now parades through the grand halls of European compliance, as if one could simply put a leash on chaos and declare it trustworthy.
Andre Cronje, the maestro behind Sonic, had orchestrated a double-digit gain on Wednesday, a 15% rally that reclaimed the $0.33 level. The market sentiment was a symphony of speculation, with reports hinting at network development updates and the upcoming ecosystem events. 🎵
The newly launched REX-Osprey Solana + Staking ETF (SSK) drew in an impressive $33 million in first-day trading volume, with its stock closing at $25.85, up 1.5% from its opening. 🚀
Those digital holdings now make up roughly 9% of his estimated $6 billion net worth as of June. Back in 2021, real estate still accounted for 86% of his wealth—today it’s closer to half. 🏘️💸
They paid an average of $153.10 per token—a price tag that would make even Lady Bracknell consider divesting her pearls. The objective? Compound those SOL holdings like love letters in a drawer, earning rewards until the very sound of “staking” inspires envy in every overheated investor.
In a recent X post, Bloomberg’s James Seyffart, a man who seems to have a crystal ball for these things, suggested that an XRP ETF could be the next big thing. This prediction is based on the 95% chance of approval that Seyffart and his colleague, Eric Balchunas, have calculated for this year. They were spot on with their 95% prediction for the SOL ETF, so it’s not like they’re just throwing darts at a board. 🎯
Picture, if you will, a coin, noble in intent, tied by the ankle to the mighty US dollar and promising to hold its value as firmly as a Parisienne clutches her purse in a crowd. Yet our Governor frets: If the rabble adopts these stablecoins, will the financial system wobble like a courtier after too much wine?
Ah, Aeza Group — that charming BPH provider from the frosty land of Russia — has been politely told off by Uncle Sam for hosting cybercriminals’ wild soirées, affecting victims across the globe, including the U.S. Of course, one suspects they didn’t receive a thank-you note.
Over the weekend, our dear cryptocurrency made a valiant attempt to rise above its station. Success, alas, proved as fleeting as sincerity at a debutante ball. Today, it nearly caressed the rarefied air of $109,000, only to be reminded by the market’s disapproving aunts—who, in this case, resemble bearish sellers—that one must never aspire above one’s place (unless armed with far more liquidity).
