Fed’s Rate Cut: Crypto’s Last Hope or a SAD Joke?

According to the Total crypto liquidation chart data, the majority of the losses came from long traders, signaling widespread panic and a sharp risk-off sentiment. The entire week was filled with liquidations, with amounts close to $23 billion collectively wiped out from October 10th to October 17th. 🧨

Investor Insights: Burns Matteson and the Allure of iShares Treasury Bond ETF

According to a dutiful filing with the Securities and Exchange Commission dated October 16, 2025, the aforementioned firm has boldly established a new stake in the IEF, purchasing around 26,550 shares. As someone who regularly finds himself vexed by the enigma of both markets and human behavior, I can’t help but admire the audacity of this investment. This marks the fund’s foray into IEF, nudging their collection of reportable positions up to an impressive 192. Imagine the paper clutter!

37th Developer Notes: Halloween Update

Hope you enjoyed today’s livestream! It was great being able to share what we’ve been working on and catch up with everyone – it’s been about six weeks since our last stream on September 8th. We’re already planning our next one in November, so stay tuned!

Shocked: Coinbase CEO’s Invisible Crypto Coup! 😏

For the customary seer, like the Cardano chap prognosticating hordes of 500 million to a billion new souls, or the ever-dramatic Raoul Pal envisioning four billion devotees by 2030-alas, their estimates wallow in the mire of quantification! As of mid-2025, global crypto pilgrims numbered a paltry 580 to 660 million, a figure as elusive as a ghost in the moonlight. 😂

Laos Decides: Goodbye Crypto Mining, Hello AI & EVs! 😲

According to the ever-reliable Reuters, Laos is feeling a bit nostalgic about contributing to industries that actually-get this-contribute to economic growth. No more feeding the insatiable energy beast that is crypto mining. Instead, Laos wants to use its electricity to fuel sectors like AI, electric vehicles (because who needs a gas-guzzler?), and even metal refining. Just a little more productive, wouldn’t you say?