BREAKING: Thiel’s Erebor Approved – Is Silicon Valley Bank Finally Out of Business? 🤔
According to a hot-off-the-press report from the Financial Times (published on a Wednesday, no less, the wildest day of the week), Erebor has snatched up a preliminary banking charter. But hold your horses, folks! They still need to jump through several compliance and security hoops before they can officially werk it. That delicate dance could take, oh, forever. Time is just a social construct, right? 😏






