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Nvidia. Honestly, the name sounds like a villain in a low-budget sci-fi film. But they make graphics cards, apparently. And those graphics cards are now…brain food for AI. Which, let’s be real, is probably plotting our demise as we speak. Anyway, the stock is down a measly 1.6% this year. Which, in the grand scheme of things, is…fine. It’s mostly just getting dragged down by the general tech malaise. The real story is that they’re absolutely dominating the AI chip market. Like, 86% share. That’s not a market; it’s a fiefdom.

The details, as presented in a form filed with the authorities, are as follows. Mr. Orsini, having previously possessed 23,928 shares, now finds himself with a slightly more modest 16,795. A reduction of 29.81%, if one’s calculations are correct, which, thankfully, they usually are. The remaining holdings, valued at $2.23 million, still represent a considerable pile of brass, naturally. One can scarcely blame the fellow for wanting to free up a bit of capital.

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The majority of analysts – those oracles of the financial world who are usually about as accurate as a goblin throwing darts in a fog – are cautiously optimistic. A ‘buy’ rating is common, and none are actively suggesting you sell your shares and invest in, say, a reliable purveyor of dwarf bread. Their consensus price target suggests a decent climb from its current $13. And, surprisingly, there’s a logic to it, if you squint and ignore the inherent absurdity of predicting the future based on past performance.¹

They “reduced” their rating, which is just a fancy way of saying they think it’s going to do badly. It’s the principle of the thing! You can’t just go around “reducing” things without a proper explanation. It’s unsettling.

The S&P 500 is down almost 2%, which, let’s be honest, is a perfectly reasonable thing to happen. But the Schwab U.S. Dividend Equity ETF (SCHD +0.65%)? It’s up 13%. Thirteen percent! It’s almost suspicious. I half expect a tiny man in a suit to pop out and explain it’s all a clever illusion. Still, 13% is 13%, and in this market, I’ll take what I can get. It’s become a bit of a darling, this ETF, and I’m starting to see why. Though, ‘darling’ feels like a strong word. ‘Acceptable’ is probably more accurate.

Quantum computing represents a paradigm shift in computational power, promising to resolve problems intractable for classical computers. However, the technology remains in its infancy, plagued by instability and error rates. IonQ (IONQ) distinguishes itself through its trapped ion approach, utilizing individual atoms as qubits. This methodology, while complex, theoretically offers greater stability and coherence compared to superconducting or photonic qubit systems.