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Micron’s shares have popped 50% since December, while Nvidia’s have…flatlined. Wall Street, predictably, is now all over Nvidia. But here’s the thing about Wall Street: they’re usually late to the party. They arrive just as everyone else is nursing a hangover and wondering what they’ve done with their lives.
The Digital Asset Market Clarity Act, passed by the House in July 2025 with a 294-134 vote, has since vanished into the Senate Banking Committee’s void like a coin dropped down a bureaucratic black hole, last seen arguing with a stablecoin yield over tea.
The original lawsuit, filed in 2024, was basically the crypto equivalent of a pre-emptive panic attack over unclear rules. Plaintiffs claimed the SEC had drafted its digital asset policies without proper fanfare, which is fair-most people would cringe if you told them to “just figure it out.”
The truly baffling bit? Berkshire’s share price is higher now than it was when Buffett was stubbornly refusing to participate in the usual market rituals. A conundrum, wouldn’t you say? A perfectly good reason to suspect something… different is afoot.
According to the almanac of crypto.news, Bitcoin (BTC) touched an intraday high of $75,937 on March 17, a moment of triumph for the bulls as it pierced the $75,000 threshold, a level once thought impregnable. The altcoins, ever the opportunists, followed suit: MemeCore (M), FET, and Zcash (ZEC) surged with double-digit rallies, as if to say, “Why ride the elephant when you can juggle the monkeys?”
This actor is famous for fully immersing himself in his characters and wanting a lot of control over how his movies are made. While filming ‘The Incredible Hulk,’ he apparently pushed to change the script and disagreed with studio heads about the final cut. This tendency to be challenging to work with ultimately led to him being replaced in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Directors have said that, despite his talent, his frequent involvement in creative decisions can slow down a typical film production.
Julia Louis-Dreyfus is a television icon, known for her roles in popular shows like ‘Seinfeld’ and ‘Veep’. She comes from a wealthy family – her father, Gérard Louis-Dreyfus, was a billionaire businessman who led Louis-Dreyfus Energy Services, and her family founded the Louis-Dreyfus Group, a large international company with roots in agriculture and shipping dating back to the 1800s. However, she built her successful career as a comedian and actress on her own merits, and is now one of the most award-winning performers in Primetime Emmy Awards history.
The VYMI, as it is colloquially known, does not confine itself to a single nation, but rather encompasses a collection of 1,535 equities distributed across the globe. Its emphasis on dividend yields suggests a preference for established entities, those capable of consistently generating returns—a characteristic Ben-Aharon deemed ‘the inertia of value.’ One finds within its holdings the familiar names of Nestlé and Toyota, entities whose histories are, in a sense, the histories of global commerce itself.
Look, I get it. America! Land of opportunity, pumpkin spice lattes, and apparently, a stock market that’s been on a decade-long winning streak. The S&P 500 has delivered a 289% total return recently, which, let’s be real, is more than most of us make in a year. But here’s the thing about winning streaks: they end. And when they do, everyone suddenly remembers diversification. It’s like flossing – you know you should do it, but you only really start when something starts to hurt.
Though these anxieties had, for a time, subsided, recent indications – coupled with disturbances in a distant land – have given them a most unwelcome revival. One need not succumb to panic, however, for a calm assessment of the situation suggests that prudence, rather than alarm, is the most fitting response. The matter, whilst deserving attention, is not, perhaps, so dire as some would have it.
