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In a startling twist befitting a Bertie Wooster escapade, Bitcoin’s network has recently suffered a rather dramatic miner hashrate plummet, leading aficionados to speculate wildly about a potential dip in Bitcoin’s (BTC’s) price. The investment management wizards over at VanEck, in their latest magnum opus titled “Mid-December 2025 BTC ChainCheck,” suggest that when miners throw in the towel, it might just convey a cheeky little contrarian message to the long-term holders.

And let’s talk about that ETF demand-or should I say, the lack thereof. It’s drier than a Liz Lemon burn. 🔥 ETF data says, “Nope, not interested,” and both crypto bros and traditional finance folks are like, “Hard pass.” 🚫

Meanwhile, Dogecoin (DOGE), the meme coin that refuses to die, is looking a bit wobbly. 😵 After repeatedly banging its head against the $0.133 resistance wall, it’s now slinking back toward the $0.13 zone. The question on everyone’s mind: Can the bulls hold the line, or will the bears drag DOGE down to $0.125? Spoiler alert: nobody knows, but we’re all here for the drama. 🍿

He’s observed a rather alarming drop in the buy/sell pressure delta. Which, put simply, means far more people are shouting “SELL!” than “BUY!”. Which, shockingly, is what happens when people want to sell. It’s all very scientific, you know. Apparently, market orders are the ones actually doing anything, not those passive-aggressive limit orders just sitting there silently judging everyone.