Whale Dives into Gold After Ethereum Sinks His Ship 🚢💰

The drama unfolded late last year, when our protagonist, flush with hubris, poured $110 million into 31,005 ETH at a princely $3,581 per token. Between November 3 and November 7, 2025, the wallet swelled with ambition. But, as fate would have it, the gods of crypto had other plans. Prices slid like a banana peel under a clown’s foot, and our whale was left holding a bag of losses-nearly $18 million evaporated in two weeks. 🍌💥 At today’s prices, that ETH stack would be worth a paltry $93.6 million. Oh, the humanity!







