Unusual Machines: A Flight of Fancy?

S&P Global Market Intelligence, those diligent chroniclers of financial absurdity, confirm the upward trajectory. But let us not mistake motion for progress. A balloon, after all, also rises, yet lacks any inherent direction. The company’s revenue for Q4 2025 reached $4.9 million – a respectable sum, certainly, and a 144% improvement over the previous year. Annual sales doubled, reaching $11.2 million. A doubling, you say? One recalls the tale of the self-replicating samovar… a delightful, if ultimately unsustainable, phenomenon.

The S&P 500: A Gilded Cage for Dividends?

The index, after a period of frankly embarrassing excess – three years of double-digit gains! As if such things were sustainable – finds itself, as of March 10th, slightly…deflated. A mere 0.5% dip, you say? A polite cough in the face of oblivion. But the rot, if one can call it that, lies not in the decline itself, but in its cause. A concentration of power, a suffocating reliance on a handful of tech titans. It’s a situation ripe for…disruption, shall we say? And a dividend hunter must always anticipate the winds of change.

Oil & Fortunes: A SPDR Sortilege

One can’t help but observe that fortunes are made not by solving problems, but by capitalizing on them. And in this particular instance, the State Street Energy Select Sector SPDR ETF (XLE +0.33%) is rather neatly positioned to do just that. It’s currently enjoying a surge, up around 29% this year – a performance that makes the S&P 500‘s modest dip of 3% look positively… restrained. Now, before you start imagining yachts and miniature volcanoes for your garden, let’s examine the runes2.

Jason Voorhees: The Physical Manifestation of His Mother’s Rage

The first Friday the 13th introduced a truly memorable villain: Pamela Voorhees. She terrorized Camp Crystal Lake, not with supernatural powers, but with intense rage. Pamela was fueled by the devastating loss of her child, a tragedy that could have been prevented. Her sorrow didn’t lessen over time; instead, it intensified, transforming a once-caring mother into a cold-blooded killer.

Market Murmurs & Iranian Shadows

Today’s fleeting triumphs and tribulations were, as always, a study in capricious preference. Energy, predictably, benefited from the geopolitical anxieties, while the more cyclical sectors languished – a rather pedestrian outcome, really. Ollie’s Bargain Outlet (OLLI +4.14%) experienced a momentary effervescence following its quarterly pronouncements, a fleeting bubble in the otherwise stagnant pond. More intriguing was the ascent of Micron Technology (MU +5.08%), buoyed by whispers of forthcoming earnings – a pre-emptive strike of optimism, if you will.

Tech’s Long Game: Meta & Netflix

It’s frankly astonishing, when you think about it, how thoroughly Meta (formerly Facebook, a name that now feels like a relic from a bygone era) has insinuated itself into the daily lives of billions of people. We’re talking 3.58 billion daily active users. That’s more than the population of Europe, North and South America combined, all checking their feeds and sharing pictures of cats. And what do they do with all these people? They sell advertising, naturally. It’s a remarkably simple business model, really. Though the algorithms that power it are anything but.

First Look at CRYSTAL LAKE Series on Friday the 13th

The new series is set in the world of Friday the 13th, but it will be more of a retelling of the very first movie. If you remember the original 1980 film, you’ll know the killer wasn’t the iconic figure with the hockey mask we see in later movies. Linda Cardellini (known for Dead to Me) will play Pamela Voorhees, a mother who sacrificed her dreams of being a singer to care for her son, Jason, and whose life takes a tragic turn when he dies.