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Thirty-five percent. That’s what we’re talking about. From $260 to $350. Not insignificant, obviously. But Apple’s track record… it’s almost irritatingly consistent. They’ve had some stellar years – 34% in ’21, a frankly ridiculous 48% in ’23, and a respectable 30% this year. Over the decade? A 942% climb. I’m starting to feel inadequate with my own portfolio. A 26.4% CAGR… it’s almost unfair. It makes you wonder if they’re rigging the market. (I’m joking. Mostly.) And right now? It’s down 9% from its peak. A little dip. A buying opportunity? Maybe. Or maybe it’s just the universe reminding us that nothing gold can stay.

There is a prevailing notion, fueled by the relentless expansion of a certain online retailer, that the established carriers are destined to be swept aside. This, however, is a simplification. Demand for delivery services, while evolving, remains robust. The true challenge for UPS lies not in securing volume, but in extracting a reasonable return from each parcel entrusted to its care. It is a matter of refinement, of pruning the unprofitable branches to nourish the more promising shoots.

Which brings us, rather reluctantly, to Six Flags Entertainment (FUN +4.34%). The share price has enjoyed a fleeting, almost pathetic, rally to start 2026. A mere six percent. One is tempted to dismiss it as a mirage, and frankly, one suspects one would be correct. The stock has shed two-thirds of its value in the last twelve months, and a business so utterly dependent on discretionary spending is hardly a comforting prospect when consumers are displaying a distinct lack of… enthusiasm.

I’ve been told to identify three “no-brainer” growth stocks. The phrase feels…aggressive. Like I’m supposed to be shouting from a rooftop. I’m more of a quiet, indoor person. But, okay. Here are three, along with my increasingly anxious thoughts about them.