
Robinhood, you must understand, isn’t merely a trading platform; it’s become a sort of…clearing in the forest where retail investors gather. A rather crowded clearing, admittedly, now offering not just the usual arrows and swords (stocks), but also options and, of course, the aforementioned digital badger-coins. It’s been reporting growth rates that would make a gnome blush, and continues to add new and shiny things, expanding its territory with the zeal of a particularly ambitious goblin king. It’s even venturing into new markets, which is always a good sign, unless those markets are guarded by particularly grumpy trolls.