A New Comic Book Adaptation Tops Disney+’s Top 10 Most-Watched Series List of the Week

Ted Mosby tells the story of how he met his children’s mother, jumping between the present and memories of his past. The show centers around Ted and his close friends – Marshall, Lily, Barney, and Robin – as they live their lives, pursue careers, and search for love in New York City. Over its nine seasons, it became incredibly popular thanks to its clever storytelling and running jokes. Even today, it’s a favorite among viewers on streaming services, known for being funny, relatable, and easy to watch again and again.

QQQ vs SPY: A Tech-Fueled Frenzy

These aren’t just ETFs; they’re reflections of the American economic psyche. SPY, the establishment’s darling, spreading its wealth across 502 companies. QQQ? A laser-focused obsession with the NASDAQ-100, a congregation of tech titans. The numbers, as they always do, tell a twisted tale. SPY’s expense ratio? A paltry 0.09%. QQQ? A greedy 0.20%. But let’s be honest, we’re not counting pennies here. We’re chasing momentum. And momentum, my friends, costs money.

Chase & Apple: A Slightly Less Terrible Deal?

Goldman’s exit is framed as ‘streamlining,’ which is corporate speak for “we messed this up.” They thought they could waltz into consumer banking? Bless their hearts. It’s like me deciding I’m going to become a brain surgeon. I can read a book, sure, but I’d probably end up causing more damage than good. The handover will take two years, which is approximately 18 months longer than it takes me to make a bad decision.

AWS: Sustaining Leadership Amidst Intensified Competition

While AWS reported 20% growth, reaching an annualized run rate of $142 billion, this pales in comparison to Google Cloud’s 36% and Azure’s 39% growth during their respective reporting periods. This divergence, however, must be contextualized. AWS operates from a significantly larger revenue base, rendering percentage gains less indicative of absolute market dominance. Furthermore, the scale of AWS allows for greater revenue accretion from incremental growth.

A Variety Special Tops Disney+’s Top 10 Most-Watched Movies of the Week

Blu, a tame macaw from Minnesota, takes a trip to Rio de Janeiro where he meets Jewel, a spirited and independent bird. As the very last of their kind, they find themselves on a dangerous journey when they’re captured by animal smugglers. Throughout their adventure, they meet a lively cast of characters and discover the value of friendship and bravery. The movie is beautifully animated and features a soundtrack full of energetic Brazilian music and samba beats.

Tesla: It’s Just…A Lot.

This Elon Musk… he’s got people believing things. Believing in promises of robotaxis and… Optimus? Seriously, Optimus? It’s like he’s selling a lifestyle, not a car company. And people are lining up for it. It’s deeply unsettling. You’d think, after a while, someone would ask a reasonable question. Like, “What if the robot doesn’t fold the fitted sheet correctly?” It’s the little things, you know?

Why Ethereum’s Price Drop Might Just Be the Best Thing Ever!

Enter our crypto analyst buddy ChainHub, who confidently claims that this current situation is just a sign of exhaustion. Oh, joy! After all the doom and gloom, we’re supposed to believe that after massive downside comes…you guessed it, massive upside! I mean, who doesn’t love a good rollercoaster ride?