Yes, the upgrade, delayed by those pesky gremlins (bugs, they call them), has apparently limped its way through the final testnet. One wonders if they celebrated with lukewarm tea and a sigh of weary resignation.
With the active realized price hovering around $71,000 and the true market mean price providing a reassuring anchor at $65,000, long-term investors may see any dip as a golden opportunity, a chance to snag a bargain like a shrewd old peddler at a flea market. 💰
At Jump Festa 2025, we got our first glimpse of the movie adaptation for Reze Arc. The unveiling included a trailer displaying a revamped visual aesthetic and high-octane action scenes. This sneak peek rapidly garnered attention, racking up an impressive 19 million views in just one day. Simultaneously, it was disclosed that Tatsuya Yoshihara, renowned for directing Wistoria: Wand and Sword, will be taking over directorial duties from Ryu Nakayama for this film.
Let us journey back to the year of our Lord 2023, where our protagonist, one Shan Hanes, the CEO — or shall we say “Cautionary Tale Extraordinaire” — of Heartland Tri-State Bank, cast forth a staggering $47.1 million from his unsuspecting customers into a crypto scheme that, if one were to believe the absurdities of fate, turned out to be as genuine as a three-dollar bill! 🎭
In a moment of digital clarity amidst the market’s chaotic dip, Saylor, that modern-day oracle, proclaimed, “There are no tariffs on Bitcoin.” Indeed, unlike those poor physical goods shackled by import taxes, Bitcoin dances freely across crypto exchanges, unburdened by geographical chains and minimal fees. How delightful it is to witness such a borderless asset, impervious to the whims of government tariffs! 🎉
Six captivating episodes are in store for viewers, each unfolding fresh tales about these renowned figures. Ventress, once a ruthless assassin of the dark side, receives a surprising opportunity for redemption and finds herself on the run with an unexpected companion. Simultaneously, rogue Cad Bane encounters a past acquaintance who has since taken up the mantle as a law enforcer.
Or maybe they’re just on a break.
In Top Gun, Kilmer’s character, nicknamed Iceman, earned his catchy moniker due to his exceptional flying style. The protagonist, Pete “Maverick” Mitchell (portrayed by Tom Cruise), is introduced to Iceman through a mutual friend. It becomes clear that Iceman is renowned for his icy and composed demeanor in the air; eventually, he emerges as Maverick’s formidable rival.
Oh, the humanity! Or should I say, the digitality? The tariff announcement, a veritable economic thunderbolt, has left poor Bitcoin bereft of its former support, now a mere shadow of its former self. China, the EU, and Japan, all smacked with their respective tariffs, and poor BTC, left holding the bag. 🛢️🌧️
65-year-old actor Val Kilmer, famously known for his roles in Top Gun and The Doors among others, passed away on April 1 due to pneumonia. He became a legend not just for his remarkable performances but also for his dedication to method acting, which often saw him going to great lengths.