According to a post on X (formerly Twitter, for those still living in 2022), Kentucky has officially waved the white flag in its legal tussle with Coinbase. The Kentucky Department of Financial Institutions has decided to bring down the curtain on this drawn-out drama. Bravo, Kentucky, for finally realizing that staking lawsuits are about as useful as a screen door on a submarine. 🚪
But wait, there’s more! This partnership didn’t just sprout like a weed; it comes right after Hut 8 threw a big chunk of its ASIC miners into a pit… er, I mean, contributed them to American Data Centers, Inc., which is now under the Trump umbrella. It’s been rebranded, and voilà, we have American Bitcoin! 🎉
According to CoinMarketCap, BNB has been on a tear, rocketing from a low of $588.09 to breech the $600 resistance level. Who needs coffee when you have BNB, am I right? ☕️
The Boston-rooted financial innovator intends to unveil IPO documentation publicly by late April 2025, targeting a market debut approximately one month later, though plans remain adaptable. A Fortune report notes that this endeavor represents Circle’s renewed ambition to enter public markets after a 2021 SPAC merger unraveled amid regulatory complexities and crypto-sector turbulence.
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According to news reports, it appears that the Kansas City Chiefs may have received an invitation from the newly-elected President, possibly due to his recent comments regarding Patrick Mahomes, Travis Kelce, and their relationship.
The NFT bubble has officially popped, and X2Y2 is deflating faster than a whoopee cushion at a family reunion. With trading volumes tanking by nearly 90% since their peak, the team decided it’s time to shut down shop. After all, who needs to keep a place open when nobody’s coming to the party?
Meanwhile, Ethereum (ETH) has decided to join the pity party, continuing its downward spiral like a sad balloon at a forgotten birthday bash. It plunged below $2,000 on March 28 and dipped below $1,900 on Sunday, as bearish sentiment swept through the market like a bad smell. Currently, ETH is trading just above the $1,800 mark, which is about as comforting as a wet sock. Ripple (XRP) is down almost 4%, trading at $2.11, while Solana (SOL) is hanging on at $126 after a slight decline. Dogecoin (DOGE), the meme coin that refuses to die, is down nearly 3% and trading at $0.167. Other cryptocurrencies like Cardano (ADA), Chainlink (LINK), and Stellar (XLM) have also decided to join the downward trend, while Toncoin (TON) is the lone rebel, up over 3% at $3.89. Go, Toncoin! 🎉
In his 2025 annual letter, Fink, with the gravitas of a modern-day prophet, cautioned that the nation’s debt is ballooning faster than a hot air balloon at a festival. The dollar, once the undisputed heavyweight champion of currencies, is now facing a serious contender. Publicly held federal debt has surpassed 100% of GDP, and interest payments are set to eclipse a staggering $952 billion this year—more than what we spend on defense! Talk about a fiscal facepalm! 🤦♂️
It was disclosed that Prince Harry had requested permission for his Netflix production team to attend a charity event in Miami, which ultimately led to the loss of the venue due to concerns about consent from property owners, sponsors, and others featured in the show.