Oh, dear reader, prepare your telescopes! Aster, that mischievous little protocol, has zoomed past Circle and Uniswap like a rocket fueled by glitter and greed. In just 24 hours, it raked in $14.33 million in fees-nearly 10 times Hyperliquid’s pitiful attempt at a party! Only Tether, that gassy giant, could out-earn it with $22.18 million. The universe is clearly playing favorites. 🌌💰
DeFiLlama’s data reveals Aster’s fees have been climbing faster than a squirrel on a ladder. Why? Because Changpeng Zhao, Binance’s wizard-in-residence, has been whispering spells of success into its ear. And let’s not forget the whales, those aquatic Wall Streets, splashing around with trading volumes that could flood a small country. 🐚📈
Aster’s Rocket Ship Launch: From $0.08 to “I’m Rich” in Seven Days
On September 17, 2025, Aster burst onto the scene like a confetti cannon in a library. By September 24, its token, ASTER, had leaped from $0.08 to $2.42-because who doesn’t love a good rollercoaster? Its market cap? A staggering $3.7 billion. Suddenly, it’s the Cinderella of crypto, strutting into the top 50 like it owns the place. 👑🚀
Today, ASTER trades at $1.93, having soared 2,170% in a month. If this were a movie, it’d be called “The Great Token Heist: Chapter 1 – ‘Oops, I Did It Again’.” 🎬💸
Hyperliquid, Aster’s rival, must be feeling like a deflated balloon. On September 24, Aster’s trading volume hit $24.7 billion-double Hyperliquid’s $10 billion! And its daily revenue? A sparkling $7.2 million. Clearly, Aster’s got the Midas touch, and Hyperliquid’s just… standing there. 🤷♂️
CZ’s Moonbase and MrBeast’s Treasure Trove 🌕💎
Changpeng Zhao, in a recent X post, casually dropped that former Binance employees now work for Aster. “Not on the team, just an advisor,” he chuckled, as if he weren’t secretly pulling levers from his moonbase. Oh, and he added, “Aster competes with Binance? Yes. But it helps BNB. Because why not?” 🤡
Meanwhile, MrBeast, that YouTube titan, has been hoarding $ASTER like a squirrel with a side hustle. He recently scooped up 705,821 tokens ($1.28 million) and deposited 1M $USDT into Aster. “Where’s the fire?” he probably said. “Just grabbing a snack.” 🐿️🔥
MrBeast(@MrBeast) bought 538,384 $ASTER($990K) over the past 3 days.
He deposited 1M $USDT into #Aster using public wallet 0x9e67 and new wallet 0x0e8A, then withdrew 538,384 $ASTER.
The average buying price was likely ~$1.87.
– The Whispering Wallets of Lookonchain 🤑
Aster’s team, ever the clever financiers, has also announced a token buyback and burn program. Because what says “trust us” better than burning your own money? 🔥
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