- In a shocking twist, Metaplanet scoops up 797 more Bitcoin, bringing their stash to over 16,000 BTC! 🎉
- Now holding the bronze medal in the Bitcoin Olympics, Metaplanet ranks as the fifth-largest BTC holder! 🥉📈
- And guess what? They plan to borrow against their Bitcoin to buy companies that make money, not just parties! 💸🎊
Hold on to your hats, folks! Metaplanet has officially lost its marbles and dived headfirst into the Bitcoin pool, grabbing 797 more coins like they’re going out of style! Simon Gerovich, the head honcho of this marvelous madness, shared the scoop on his oh-so-official X account. Can someone say “crypto-crazy”? 🤪
Metaplanet Jumps into the Bitcoin Big Leagues!
As of July 14, 2025, Metaplanet has racked up a whopping 16,352 Bitcoin, catapulting them into the “Who’s Who of Bitcoin Holders” list! They’ve even shoved past Galaxy Digital to snag that fifth spot! Talk about a digital treasure hunt gone right! 🏴☠️💰
Remember when they were just a hotel company? Yeah, me neither! After December 2024, they threw off their room service aprons and decided Bitcoin was their new best friend. Now it’s not just an investment—it’s their bread and butter! 🍞🐷
How do they keep buying all this Bitcoin, you ask? Well, folks, it’s their “unique” funding model, which includes zero-interest bonds and sharpy stock rights—basically the financial equivalent of stealing cookies from the cookie jar! 🍪👀
And guess what? They’re eyeing a massive $5 billion to turbocharge their Florida office! Let’s just hope they don’t try to buy the sunshine too! ☀️💼
Future goals? They aim to snag more than 210,000 Bitcoin by 2027. A tall order? Maybe! But this crew has been acquiring BTC like they’re giving away free samples! 🍦🚀
Bitcoin Hits the Jackpot: Metaplanet Shares on the Up!
But wait, there’s more! Metaplanet isn’t stopping at just hoarding Bitcoin; they plan to use it like collateral for actual cash! They’re getting ready to snatch up money-making companies like a kid in a candy store! 🍭💰
They just revealed their second-quarter earnings, raking in about 1.1 billion yen (that’s approximately 7.6 million smackers)! Up 42% from last year! So clearly, the new strategy is already making waves in the crypto sea! 🌊💵
And would you look at that! Bitcoin has been busy hitting new high scores, trading up over $123,000. Guess what happened next? Metaplanet shares took a little hop, skipping up to 1,589 yen! 🎈📈
In a world where Metaplanet has big Bitcoin dreams, the sky’s the limit! They’re on a roll to acquire more while wisely borrowing to keep expanding! Everyone’s glued to their seats, waiting to see just how far this ride will take them by 2027! 🎢💫
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