The New Trade in Town: TACO

Ah, the TACO trade! A most delectable morsel of financial folly that has taken the world by storm, all thanks to a curious journalist who dared to inquire of our dear President Donald Trump whether he was acquainted with its meaning. 🍽️

First unveiled by the illustrious scribe of the Financial Times, one Robert Armstrong, TACO is an acronym that stands for “Trump Always Chickens Out.” A most fitting title, indeed! It suggests that our dear leader employs grand proclamations—tariffs and taxes, oh my!—as mere tools of negotiation, all the while lacking the gall to follow through. Traders, like hungry vultures, are now circling, eager to feast upon the market movements birthed from Trump’s whimsical decisions. 🦅💰

Yet, in a twist worthy of the finest comedies, Trump vehemently denies these claims, asserting instead that he is perceived as far too formidable! The decisions that have drawn such ire, he insists, are merely part of a grander scheme of negotiations. One must wonder, is it negotiation or mere theatrics? 🎭

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2025-05-29 17:27