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- Solana may be topping the DEX charts, but traders are betting against it like it’s the last bus out of town!
- Bearish sentiment clashes with some jolly good on-chain activity. Will there be a squeeze? Or will we see an even bigger plummet?
Well, well, well, look who’s at the top of the DEX volume charts! It’s Solana [SOL] strutting its stuff, while traders are piling on shorts as if they’re the last pair of socks in a laundry room. Curious, right?
The long/short ratio has taken a nosedive to a 30-day low of 0.86 — which means it’s either a classic case of everyone jumping ship, or something much, much more dramatic is coming our way. Stay tuned!
Sentiment Flips the Bird to Solana’s On-Chain Performance
As of May 13th, Solana’s Long/Short Ratio has plummeted to a paltry 0.8653, hitting its lowest point in 30 days. Traders are clearly getting all bearish, while Solana is still dancing at the top of the DEX charts.
Now, let’s break this down: 53.61% are shorting Solana, and a mere 46.39% are betting on the long side. Not exactly a sign of confidence, but hey, we all know how stubborn people can be when it comes to their predictions. 🧐
For a month, the ratio was hanging out near equilibrium, only dipping below 0.95 for a blink. But this recent drop has everyone pulling out their “bearish” hats and preparing for a wild ride.
Now, is this just a case of hedging, or is something nastier brewing under the surface? History tells us that these kinds of imbalances often bring big waves—either a squeeze, or a nice, juicy breakdown. Hold on tight, folks! 🎢
Solana Leads, But Are Traders Actually Betting on It?
Despite all this bearish chatter, Solana is still the star of the DEX show, leading the pack by a mile. Over the last seven days, Solana hit a staggering $22.4 billion in DEX volume—surpassing Ethereum by a solid $6 billion!
Even though traders seem to have a twisted love affair with shorts, the network’s high output and low fees continue to attract memecoins, liquidity, and traders who just can’t resist. It’s like the perfect storm for a blockchain party! 🥳

This curious disconnect between what’s happening on the ground and what traders are betting on could be a classic case of “mispricing,” or maybe, just maybe, the crowd is fading strength at the absolute worst moment. Who knows? 🤷♂️
So, What About Solana’s Price? Is It Ready for a Wild Ride?
At press time, SOL is floating around $174.53, after a nice little rally earlier this month. But beware—those overbought signals are flashing, and the RSI is sitting pretty at 71.83. Looks like we might hit a little wall in the short term.
The MACD, however, is still waving the bullish flag, with a nice divergence above the signal line. Momentum’s still there, folks—though who knows for how long? 🙄

Price action is giving us mixed signals—indecision candles everywhere! Could be a continuation, or we might see a short-term pullback. If SOL busts through $176, we might be looking at a target between $185 and $190. 🎯
But don’t pop the champagne just yet! If it can’t hold the $170 support zone, a retreat to $160 might just be around the corner. Ah, the drama! 🍿
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- Solana may be topping the DEX charts, but traders are betting against it like it’s the last bus out of town!
- Bearish sentiment clashes with some jolly good on-chain activity. Will there be a squeeze? Or will we see an even bigger plummet?
Well, well, well, look who’s at the top of the DEX volume charts! It’s Solana [SOL] strutting its stuff, while traders are piling on shorts as if they’re the last pair of socks in a laundry room. Curious, right?
The long/short ratio has taken a nosedive to a 30-day low of 0.86 — which means it’s either a classic case of everyone jumping ship, or something much, much more dramatic is coming our way. Stay tuned!
Sentiment Flips the Bird to Solana’s On-Chain Performance
As of May 13th, Solana’s Long/Short Ratio has plummeted to a paltry 0.8653, hitting its lowest point in 30 days. Traders are clearly getting all bearish, while Solana is still dancing at the top of the DEX charts.
Now, let’s break this down: 53.61% are shorting Solana, and a mere 46.39% are betting on the long side. Not exactly a sign of confidence, but hey, we all know how stubborn people can be when it comes to their predictions. 🧐
For a month, the ratio was hanging out near equilibrium, only dipping below 0.95 for a blink. But this recent drop has everyone pulling out their “bearish” hats and preparing for a wild ride.
Now, is this just a case of hedging, or is something nastier brewing under the surface? History tells us that these kinds of imbalances often bring big waves—either a squeeze, or a nice, juicy breakdown. Hold on tight, folks! 🎢
Solana Leads, But Are Traders Actually Betting on It?
Despite all this bearish chatter, Solana is still the star of the DEX show, leading the pack by a mile. Over the last seven days, Solana hit a staggering $22.4 billion in DEX volume—surpassing Ethereum by a solid $6 billion!
Even though traders seem to have a twisted love affair with shorts, the network’s high output and low fees continue to attract memecoins, liquidity, and traders who just can’t resist. It’s like the perfect storm for a blockchain party! 🥳

This curious disconnect between what’s happening on the ground and what traders are betting on could be a classic case of “mispricing,” or maybe, just maybe, the crowd is fading strength at the absolute worst moment. Who knows? 🤷♂️
So, What About Solana’s Price? Is It Ready for a Wild Ride?
At press time, SOL is floating around $174.53, after a nice little rally earlier this month. But beware—those overbought signals are flashing, and the RSI is sitting pretty at 71.83. Looks like we might hit a little wall in the short term.
The MACD, however, is still waving the bullish flag, with a nice divergence above the signal line. Momentum’s still there, folks—though who knows for how long? 🙄

Price action is giving us mixed signals—indecision candles everywhere! Could be a continuation, or we might see a short-term pullback. If SOL busts through $176, we might be looking at a target between $185 and $190. 🎯
But don’t pop the champagne just yet! If it can’t hold the $170 support zone, a retreat to $160 might just be around the corner. Ah, the drama! 🍿
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