Okay, folks, hold on tight, because we have a theory that could make your crypto dreams come true (or crash them into a wall). Miya, who I can only assume is some sort of wizard in the financial world, believes that Bitcoin is about to soar to $110,000 by the end of the year. That’s right, $110,000. Start saving your pennies, or better yet, just start hoarding Bitcoin like it’s going out of style.
Why Bitcoin Will Definitely, Probably, Maybe Hit $110,000
In an analysis titled “The Big Short against Retail” (because who doesn’t love a good play on words?), Miya made some bold predictions. While she expects the S&P 500 to crash down to 4,700, she’s betting big on a “pristine” Bitcoin, free from the stench of crashing stocks. Miya believes that when the stock market does its inevitable dive, Bitcoin will be the shiny, safe haven that investors flock to, like a kid running to the ice cream truck on a hot day.
She even went so far as to say that the market is heading straight for a “terrible macro situation.” Translation: The economy’s about to go through a rough patch, and when it does, you can bet that Bitcoin will be sitting pretty, all while those pesky stocks continue to take a nosedive.
Oh, and let’s not forget Donald Trump’s promises, which are apparently the gift that keeps on giving. Lower rates, tariffs, and taxes are supposed to be the magic formula that keeps the market going. Miya believes that traders are counting on all of this to go as planned, which is why the market has been up for a solid nine days. But don’t get too comfortable—she’s predicting that it won’t last. When the stock market crashes, Bitcoin will be the cool kid in class who always gets invited to the party.
Why The Stock Market is About to Lose Its Cool
According to Miya, retail investors have been lulled into a false sense of security, like a cat thinking it can nap in the sun without anyone stealing its spot. Everyone’s been buying up stock, betting that everything will be just fine. Spoiler alert: It won’t. Miya predicts that the “containership recession trade” will hit the US in just five days. Buckle up, because when this crash happens, Bitcoin is going to be the lifeboat you cling to as everything else sinks.
But wait, there’s more! Miya also claims that the “Magnificent 7” earnings (which sounds like a superhero team) from the last season were “useless information” and that you should just forget about them. Apparently, the real impact of tariffs hasn’t even begun to be felt yet, which is just a fancy way of saying that the worst is yet to come. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
As of right now, Bitcoin is hanging around $96,500, up over 2% in the last 24 hours. So, if you’re feeling lucky and you haven’t already invested your life savings in crypto, maybe now’s the time to start thinking about it. Or, you know, just sit back and watch it all unfold from your comfy couch.
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