Bitcoin’s Next Comedy Show and Fartcoin’s Rotten Egg: TD Sequential Takes Center Stage!

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So Ali reports—you know Ali, always with the dramatic entrances—that the TD Sequential indicator just screamed “Buy!” on Bitcoin’s hourly chart. Bitcoin is currently doing the money cha-cha at $96,200. Could be a bounce. Or, knowing Bitcoin, it could be another pratfall. Suspenders recommended, folks! 😆

The TD Sequential, for anyone who doesn’t own a crystal ball or a lucky rabbit’s foot, is this legendary tool traders use to predict the market’s version of “I’m tired, let’s go home.” Right now, we’re on candle number “9”—which is either a possible inflection point, or a really stubborn candle that doesn’t want to go out. Word on the street is, buying pressure might start building faster than you can say “hodl.”

Lately, Bitcoin’s hanging out above $95K, looking smug and making market sentiment lean so bullish even the bears are feeling a little self-conscious. This new signal could turn day traders into kids on a sugar rush—especially if the institutional big shots keep piling in like it’s Black Friday at the ETF store. 🍿

Fartcoin: Sell Signal After 550% Surge

Meanwhile, while Bitcoin is winking seductively at everyone, Ali points at the little oddball in the room: Fartcoin. Yes, it’s real. Yes, we’re talking about it. Why not, it’s 2025.

Apparently, Fartcoin exploded (let’s not visualize that), jumping 550% in two months. Now the TD Sequential wags its finger with a glowing red “sell” signal on the 3-day chart. That’s the market’s polite way of saying, “Hey, maybe cash out before this thing clears the room.”

History says this kind of signal usually means the trend is puffed out, so brace for profit-takers stampeding for the exits. We’re hanging out at $1.13, after touching $1.27—Fib levels are involved, but honestly, with an asset called Fartcoin, I assume Fibonacci is asking for a refund. With liquidity this low, don’t be surprised if things get gassier before they cool down. 🚀💨

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2025-05-03 20:01