In this farce of modern finance, a JPMorgan Chase chap finds his coffers emptied by an audacious Zelle heist, a Wells Fargo dame is left guffawed at by her merciless robbers, and Bank of America endeavors to soothe jittery customers over old, dusty account policies—oh, the hilarity of it all! 🎭
JPMorgan Chase: The Case of the Disappearing $28,000
One might think that entrusting a caretaker would be safe, yet, Connecticut has unveiled the scandal of Jennifer Cedeno-Leon, aged 37, who siphoned off a venerable gentleman’s savings via his phone—some $28,000 spirited away through Zelle, like a magician’s best trick. The poor soul’s daughter uncovered this financial vanishing act only after gaining power-of-attorney and, presumably, a thirst for justice.
Wells Fargo’s Comedy of Errors: When Thieves Laugh Loudest
Aleah McPherson, another unsuspecting victim, reports that after being advised by an impersonator of Wells Fargo to “safeguard” her nest egg through Zelle and a Chase wallet, she was promptly relieved of $8,265. The peak of criminal chutzpah? The villains’ raucous laughter heard in the aftermath, as if applauding their own villainy. Ah, the human spirit—thieves with a twisted sense of humor. 😂
“That was my savings. What I’ve been [saving] for a while. Once I was done talking to them, I heard laughing in the background. They are telling you that you’ve been scammed – laughing.”
The local constabulary is now on their scent, pursuing this theft by deception with all the legal zeal one might expect when felons flaunt their mirth.
Bank of America’s Non-Announcement Announcement
Meanwhile, Bank of America steps on stage to correct wild tales about sudden account closures for accounts allegedly “inactive” for three years. The grand revelation? This has been standard legal procedure all along. No new warnings, no dramatic changes, just the usual dull dance with state regulations.
“There has been no announcement, no warning, no changes at Bank of America. Every bank is required to follow state laws on what to do with abandoned accounts.” Someone forgot to tell the rumor mill, it seems.
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