Trump’s Tariff Pause: Bitcoin’s Ticket to $100K or Just Another Crypto Hype? 🚀

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So, Donald Trump decided to hit the pause button on his tariffs for 90 days, and suddenly, Bitcoin’s like, “Hold my beer, I’m going to $80,000!” 🤑 The buying frenzy has cooled off a bit, but the crypto bros are already dreaming of that sweet, sweet $100,000 mark. Will it happen? Who knows! But hey, hope springs eternal in the land of memes and moon shots. 🌕

Apparently, Bitcoin might have hit rock bottom after the tariff drama, and now it’s ready to bounce back like a caffeinated kangaroo. Crypto analyst Kaduna (yes, that’s his name, no, he’s not a city in Nigeria) is calling this a “mini bull market.” 🐂 Because, you know, Bitcoin jumped from $75,200 to $83,200 in a few hours. Mini? Sure, Jan. Kaduna also thinks traders might start front-running the market a month before the 90-day window ends. Because why wait when you can panic-buy early? 🤷‍♀️

Oh, and get this: global M2 liquidity suggests the next Bitcoin push could be so strong, it’ll break the $100,000 barrier and maybe even hit $120,000. Because, of course, Bitcoin loves to defy logic and make us all look like fools. 🤡

Kaduna’s not just about the hype, though. He’s got an exit strategy too. He’s advising traders to cash out during a 55-day window between April and June 3. Because nothing says “I’m a genius” like timing the market perfectly, right? After that, he’s stepping back to reevaluate in the summer. Translation: “I’ll be on a beach somewhere while you guys figure this out.” 🏖️

At the time of writing, Bitcoin’s chilling at $81,341. Not bad for a digital currency that was supposed to be dead like 47 times already. 💀

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2025-04-11 19:21