Bitcoin’s Crazy Path to Eternal Riches? You Won’t Believe It!

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Alright, listen up. Michael Saylor—yeah, that guy who won’t stop blabbering about Bitcoin—has done it again. According to him, BTC is the golden ticket to “economic immortality.” Seriously? Like, give me a break! 🤷

So, in his latest tweet (because that’s all we do these days), Saylor introduces another Bitcoin use-case. Bullish, you say? Sure is, but it’s about as concrete as a cloud. I mean, come on, folks!

There’s Only One Way to Get Rich… or So He Claims

Usually, you’d see him sharing AI images of himself cozied up with a Bitcoin coin—yes, that very coin with a “B” and four strokes making its grand debut. This time, he’s playing the part of a Vatican cardinal. And his tweet? “There is but one path to economic immortality.” Wow, thanks for the revelation, Your Eminence. 🙄

There is but one path to economic immortality.

— Michael Saylor (@saylor) April 11, 2025

This gem of a tweet came right after Bitcoin bounced off a major milestone—hitting the $80,000 mark and cruising at $82,078. Apparently, it threw a 5% surge party but then had a little hiccup today. Typical mood swings, huh? 🎢

Bitcoin’s Power Source, According to Saylor

Earlier this week, Bitcoin pulled a fast one on the market with a nearly 10% price jump—from $76,250 to $83,590—thanks to US President Donald Trump pausing trade tariffs for 90 days. Yeah, Trump! But oh, the irony: while he hit pause on additional tariffs, trade fees against China? They’re now a whopping 145%! I mean, are we serious right now? 🤦

The tariff chaos sent ripples through both the stock and crypto worlds, given their tangled relationship. Then on Thursday, Saylor casually tossed it out on Twitter: chaos is the secret sauce powering Bitcoin. Really? Chaos as a feature? Only in his world!

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2025-04-11 16:19