Binance Drama: CZ Roasts Rumors, ETH Cries in a Corner

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Ethereum, the second-biggest crypto (and the first-biggest drama queen), has been throwing a tantrum, dropping nearly 13% after briefly flirting with $2,100. Why? Because the internet decided Binance might kick ETH to the curb. But don’t worry, CZ, Binance’s former CEO and resident rumor-slayer, has stepped in to say, “Nope, not happening.” 🚫

Binance’s New Features: Democracy or Chaos?

Here’s the tea: Binance introduced two new features called ‘Vote to List’ and ‘Vote to Delist.’ Sounds fun, right? Like a crypto version of American Idol, but instead of singing, you’re deciding the fate of digital assets. 🎤

But then, someone started a rumor that Ethereum was getting the boot. Cue the panic. Investors were like, “Wait, what?!” and ETH’s price started free-falling faster than my willpower at a pizza buffet. 🍕

CZ, ever the savior, tweeted, “Whoever believes this deserves to be poor.” Ouch. But hey, at least he’s keeping it real. 💅

Whoever believes this deserves to be poor.

— CZ BNB (@cz_binance) March 28, 2025

Ethereum’s Price: A Soap Opera We Didn’t Ask For

Despite CZ’s mic drop moment, Ethereum’s price is still in shambles. It lost its $1,900 support level, and now analysts are like, “Buckle up, it might hit $1,750—or even $1,500!” 📉

But hey, every cloud has a silver lining. Some traders are rubbing their hands together, ready to buy the dip. If ETH hits $1,500, they’re hoping it’ll bounce back like a trampoline and maybe, just maybe, break $2,000 again. 🤞

Meanwhile, the Relative Strength Index (RSI) is sitting below 40, which basically means sellers are having a field day. 🎢

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2025-03-29 17:52