BitBoy’s Handcuffs: Crypto Drama Reaches New Heights! 🚨

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In a scene that could have been plucked from a satirical play, Ben “BitBoy” Armstrong, the self-proclaimed crypto kingpin, found himself in handcuffs in sunny Florida. The Volusia County Division of Corrections confirmed the arrest, which occurred at precisely 7:18 PM on March 25, 2025. Ah, the irony of a man who once preached financial freedom now tasting the bitter tang of incarceration. 🕶️

Judge Threats: The Plot Thickens

While Florida authorities remain tight-lipped about the official charges, whispers suggest Armstrong’s arrest stems from alleged threats against a certain Judge Kimberly Childs in Georgia. One can only imagine the emails—perhaps a mix of legal jargon and crypto bro bravado. 📧

they got bitboy

— Prince of Prosperity | Manifesting (@DextMoon) March 26, 2025

Armstrong, ever the drama queen, had hinted at this possibility days earlier. On March 21st, he declared that an arrest warrant had been issued against him, blaming it on emails he sent to Judge Childs while acting as his own attorney. Because, of course, who needs a lawyer when you’ve got a Twitter account? 🤷‍♂️

I can now confirm that the warrants for my arrest are due to me sending emails (as my own attorney by the way) to the DISHONORABLE Kimberly Childs of @cobbcountygovt who has NOW DELETED her Twitter lmao.

Public officials hiding corruption one day at a time.

— The BitBoy (@BenArmstrongsX) March 21, 2025

Legal Woes: A Recurring Theme

This isn’t Armstrong’s first rodeo with the law. In September 2023, he was arrested mid-fight with a former business associate—over a Lamborghini, no less. The altercation was live-streamed, because why settle for private drama when you can broadcast it to the world? 🚗💥

Controversies Beyond The Courtroom

Armstrong’s past is a veritable treasure trove of scandals. From promoting dubious digital tokens like the memecoin BEN (which left some followers poorer and wiser) to a defamation case that was eventually dismissed, the man is a walking PR nightmare. Add allegations of harassing opposing attorneys in a class-action suit, and you’ve got a recipe for a lifetime movie. 🍿

What’s Next for BitBoy?

As the crypto world watches with bated breath, one can’t help but wonder: will this latest arrest be the final nail in Armstrong’s coffin, or just another chapter in his never-ending saga of chaos? Only time will tell. But one thing’s for sure—BitBoy’s story is far from over. 🎭

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2025-03-27 19:14