They’re Selling Crypto Faster Than You Can Say “HODL” – Here’s What’s Happening

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They’re Selling Crypto Faster Than You Can Say “HODL” – Here’s What’s Happening

Oh, look at this! Smart Money wallets are bailing on TRUMP, BNKR, and PWEASE faster than my hopes for good service at a diner. Over $380,000 just vanished into thin air for TRUMP, and the price is spiraling like my mood at a family reunion. 🚀 Or, in this case, more like 🚁 crash landing.

BNKR? It’s climbing high, but the ‘big money,’ the “in-the-know crowd” might be playing a little “cash out while the going’s good” game. And PWEASE? Oh, don’t get me started. It’s the meme coin people just can’t stop hesitating about—kind of like trying to pick a movie before Netflix decides to sleep.

TRUMP

Alright, TRUMP. What’s going on here? Trading below $18 for a whole month—it’s like me waiting for someone to refill the bread basket. 🧐 Down nearly 43% in 30 days, which isn’t exactly winning the popularity contest. And the smart wallets? They’re selling like hotcakes at a free pancake convention! $381,420 out; $1,240 in. I mean, who even buys $1,240 worth of crypto? Was that Greg from accounting?

If this keeps up, TRUMP might hit $9.54, which is about the price of a sandwich these days. But hey, maybe it turns around, heads for $12.51, then $13.88. Could even shoot back to $17.75! Who knows? Just keep those fingers crossed and hope the market doesn’t pull a “Larry David”—overthinking and crashing right when it’s supposed to shine. 🤷‍♂️

BankrCoin (BNKR)

BNKR—well, look at you. Up 19%! Feeling good, huh? Riding high, everyone whispering your name at fancy crypto parties. But here comes the Debbie Downers with over $138,000 in net outflows because apparently, “profit-taking” is a fun game. And you know what that means—potential turbulence ahead, like when the guy in front of you reclines mid-flight. 😒

Keep an eye on $0.00019 or $0.00018—yeah, tiny numbers, but big consequences. Seriously, can’t you just stay above $0.000225 and give people something to smile about? If not, well, back to scrolling Twitter for memes about your downfall.

PWEASE

Ah, PWEASE. The meme coin named after JD Vance. I mean, it’s got “please” in the name, but apparently, not even that’s enough to keep the big wallets around. $124,320 net outflows—couldn’t one of you smart investors toss them a bone? Maybe hold onto a little more? Oh, no? Too much effort? Fine. 😤

If it breaks below $0.0125, it might slide down to $0.0059. Honestly, $0.0059 feels more like the cents you find under your couch cushion. But if buying picks back up, it could take a shot at $0.0295, then $0.040. Come on, folks—just buy a little and make poor PWEASE feel like it’s worth something. It’s like the puppy in the pet store window giving you the sad eyes. 🐶

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2025-03-19 01:03