From Parsnip Physics To Naked Guards, Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 Fans Share Patch 1.2’s Funniest Fixes

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Summary

  • A massive 68GB update for Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 includes animation improvements, quality of life upgrades, and a new barber vendor.
  • Players find humor in patch notes, such as “Improved physics of the parsnip,” sparking confusion and amusement.
  • Other funny notes include the riding tutorial pop-up and guards confronting players in underwear at night.

The long-awaited update for Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 has arrived at an impressive size of 68GB. Luckily, it’s not just about new hairstyles for Henry. This update includes enhancements in animations, balance adjustments, and some quality-of-life improvements, as well as the addition of a barber vendor to let Henry sport a trendy mullet!

In this update, not just the gameplay is enhanced, but several adjustments also offer a smidgen of comfort to the medieval setting. Although these modifications are appreciated, players have additionally highlighted some amusing alterations introduced in version 1.2. The game maintains its own wit, yet some of these corrections are quite chuckle-worthy.

Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2’s Latest Update Has Some Funny Patch Notes

On Reddit, a player posted a meme expressing that while they are pleased with the update, its large file size is daunting. As players wait for it to download, some choose to find humor in the patch notes; such as the note stating “Enhanced parsnip physics.” It’s uncertain why the parsnip required improved physics, but the developers left no room for doubt.

“It’s a relief they fixed it; otherwise, I would have had to call it Game of the Year,” remarked one comment, following the parsnip fix. “I’m puzzled about what was wrong with the parsnip physics before,” said another, sharing the same bewilderment. A third chimed in, “Apparently, you weren’t affected by the Parsnip Singularity glitch? You truly are fortunate.” Thankfully, my gameplay didn’t result in any parsnips causing a black hole.

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A user noted one improvement as “Now, there’s no more bothersome tutorial appearing when you’re galloping at full speed without pressing any key.” This highlights the change from the previous game version where a tutorial would appear if the ‘W’ key was held down during horseback riding.

It was mentioned that Rosa significantly improved her appearance, possibly due to more players preferring Katherine over her. They commented, “They certainly know what matters.” Another individual observed that guards will no longer disturb players while they’re in their underwear during nighttime encounters – it would have been more realistic if they hadn’t bothered with dressing up in armor when dealing with a criminal. After all, who has the luxury of time for donning armor during such situations?

Returning to the subject, a player remarked, “Ah, I understand now. Tomorrow is a 24-hour live stream of Hans as he downloads the game since it takes that long.

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2025-03-14 12:34