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The primary culprit, it seems, is the appalling state of market liquidity post-October 10. That little sell-off? Oh, it was a doozy, liquidating $20 billion in a blink. Altcoins, those poor dears, took a beating, with losses of 70% to 80%. Liquidity has been as scarce as a sense of humor at a tax audit, leaving prices to wobble like a tipsy debutante. Even the slightest sell-off now sends values plummeting faster than a forgotten celebrity’s career. 💸

Per QCP Capital, the next bit of support on the charts might be around $92k and $80k, but don’t get your bowler hat in a twist-these are just the lines the fellas are watching while sipping tea.

a Web3-connected wallet to be integrated within the Grab app, and a stablecoin-based payment network designed to support compliant clearing and settlement across participating markets. Because nothing says “convenience” like a wallet that’s more confusing than a spreadsheet. 📊

According to the ever-earnest Fortune-the oracle of wealth’s whispers-this new treasure trove mimics a classic piggy bank, but with the cunning twist of offering yields that would make traditional banks blush. A minimum of 5% interest, funded through the mundane portals of bank accounts or debit cards, all while luxuriating in a stablecoin-infused utopia brought to you by the venerable Aave protocol. Ah, the sweet symphony of decentralized finance! 🎶

A shift in sentiment? Perhaps. But let us not forget, the crypto sector is a fickle lover, prone to fits of rage and despair. 😭

As of today, Bitcoin has fallen to around $91,238, down more than 13% this week, while Ethereum slipped to $3,012 and XRP dropped to $2.13, losing over 15% in seven days. Several popular altcoins also remain in deep red territory. Analysts say this downturn is not driven by weak fundamentals, but by a combination of structural, psychological, and mechanical factors. 🤯💸

Glassnode, that oracle of on-chain despair, declared Monday that XRP’s “supply in profit” has sunk to November 2024 levels-when the coin traded at $0.53, a price so laughable it makes a beggar blush. And yet, here we are: trading 4× higher at $2.15, but still drowning in losses. Late buyers, you fools, thought you were dining at the last supper. 🤡

Macro swing-trader “The Great Mattsby” (@matthughes13), a man who sees patterns where others see chaos, insists that Bitcoin is merely retracing its steps, like a drunkard on a familiar path. “Back in 2024,” he reminds us, “BTC consolidated for 7 months in the $70k-$50k zone before breaking out.” Ah, the sweet nostalgia of past glories! 🥂

Rekt Capital, the guy who probably owns a calculator and a frown, shared a chart that’s basically a warning sign with a puppy on it. “Dogecoin needs to protect its multi-year technical uptrend,” he says, as if that’s something that actually happens. 🚨

XRP has been in the headlines with an 89 percent return last year, while big crypto such as Bitcoin (BTC), Ethereum (ETH), and the CoinDesk 20 Index (CD20) have little or negative returns. 🤯 Who knew the real MVP of 2025 was a cryptocurrency named after a tropical fruit?