tag, no headers repeating the title. The humor should be woven into the paragraphs without altering the structure too much. Let me go through each section and apply these changes step by step, making sure the facts remain intact while adding the Sedaris flair with sarcasm and witty remarks.End of Thought (18.66s) Crypto? We Don’t Do That Here: OpenClaw’s Discord Crackdown
A user was booted last Saturday for using Bitcoin block height as a timing mechanism in a multi-agent benchmark. Because nothing kills a multi-agent benchmark vibe like accidentally referencing the one thing that turns Discord into a courtroom drama. Steinberger doubled down, defending the “no crypto mention whatsoever” policy like a man who’s seen the dark side of pump-and-dump tokens and decided to take it out on everyone.







