transforming chaos into order, spreadsheets into symphonies. Its target audience-multinational corporations, large domestic enterprises, and mid-market firms-seeks to modernize finance and compliance processes, a quest as old as double-entry bookkeeping itself.
And on the flip side, DoubleZero [2Z], Aster [ASTER], and Ethena [ENA] somehow managed to get dragged through the mud, showing us the true meaning of “losses.”
Enter PlanD, the Sherlock Holmes of crypto charts, who’s spotted a familiar face in the BTC.D graph. It’s like seeing your ex’s haircut from 2025-nostalgic, but with more blockchain. 🕵️♂️📉 For the uninitiated, Bitcoin Dominance is that clingy friend who tracks how much crypto attention is on BTC versus “those other coins.” A rise means BTC’s hogging the spotlight; a drop? Cue the altcoin confetti. 🎉
“Full disclosure. I just bought some Aster today, using my own money, on @Binance.”
According to the SEC filing, Outlook Wealth Advisors quietly reduced its STC stake by nearly 50,000 shares. The sale, valued at $3.4 million, left them with 49,836 shares worth $3.7 million. It’s like buying a coffee and then deciding you only need half the cup-except the cup is a multi-billion-dollar company.
Why’s the CFO suddenly so keen on accumulation?
Well, met, he’s bought 5,700 shares over a year-46.54% of his previous stake. No sales. That’s not a trend. That’s a pit excavator tearing up any “sell” signs he might’ve had. But let’s not tell him that. He’s clearly doing “contestation” on a yacht he hasn’t bought yet.
The documents, dry as yesterday’s brioche, reveal that Maestria still holds 1.14 million shares, valued at $24.85 million as of Q3. This means that while they loosened their grip on Magnite, they didn’t exactly sever the artery. A partial reduction-a phrase that sounds like a psychiatric diagnosis but in finance means “we still believe, just not as fervently.”
XLP, the fox, charges a fee so small it could hide behind a decimal point-0.08% versus VDC’s 0.09%. But let us not mistake frugality for generosity! Its dividend yield, at 2.7%, is a glimmering bauble compared to VDC’s 2.2%. Yet, when it comes to size, XLP’s $16.4 billion AUM dwarfs VDC’s $8.5 billion like a mountain of marshmallows overtaking a hill of jellybeans.
Forget buying hardware, electricity bills, or accidentally melting your Wi-Fi router. du’s got your back! Now even your grandma can “invest” in crypto – though we’re still waiting on her to explain what a “blockchain” is. 🤷♂️
Bitcoin, that elusive siren, lured traders with a $111K siren song, but the weekend’s melody may soon turn into a lament. 🐉💸
